Stu Clennett
@developerstu.bsky.social
'Muscular Portuguese racing sardine' - Mr P Woodcock
"You see things as they are and ask why,
I dream of things that never were and ask why not?"
stuartclennett.co.uk
"You see things as they are and ask why,
I dream of things that never were and ask why not?"
stuartclennett.co.uk
The irony being that Warhol is post-modernist. And more commonly Pop Art.
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The irony being that Warhol is post-modernist. And more commonly Pop Art.
I once tried to steal a bus to get home after drunken night. Could only find a no. 9 - but that didn't go past my house so had to walk.
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I once tried to steal a bus to get home after drunken night. Could only find a no. 9 - but that didn't go past my house so had to walk.
An original 500?
Twats.
Twats.
December 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
An original 500?
Twats.
Twats.
Dude, I've just progressed onto Nescafe Gold Blend >_<
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dude, I've just progressed onto Nescafe Gold Blend >_<
Good luck...i have a feeling you'll need it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Good luck...i have a feeling you'll need it.
Every evening, I meet the same Range Rover driver on the opposite lane. Always cuts corners, always on full beam. Tosser.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Every evening, I meet the same Range Rover driver on the opposite lane. Always cuts corners, always on full beam. Tosser.
Merrynium (sp?) birthday here, tried moving it, no one remembered.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Merrynium (sp?) birthday here, tried moving it, no one remembered.
Say what you really mean, don't beat around the bush.
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Say what you really mean, don't beat around the bush.
Everyone wins, they get tasty sarnies and you get a visit from the grandsprogs.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Everyone wins, they get tasty sarnies and you get a visit from the grandsprogs.
I dunno, but seems like you and you're son could both be less disgusting?
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I dunno, but seems like you and you're son could both be less disgusting?
You're quite right, I was focusing on just bonfire fortnight, forgetting new years week.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
You're quite right, I was focusing on just bonfire fortnight, forgetting new years week.
100% this. This was the schedule this year.
Friday 31st Oct
Saturday 1st Nov
Sunday 2nd Nov
Wednesday 5th Nov
Friday 8th Nov
Saturday 9th Nov
Sunday 10th Nov.
Friday 31st Oct
Saturday 1st Nov
Sunday 2nd Nov
Wednesday 5th Nov
Friday 8th Nov
Saturday 9th Nov
Sunday 10th Nov.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
100% this. This was the schedule this year.
Friday 31st Oct
Saturday 1st Nov
Sunday 2nd Nov
Wednesday 5th Nov
Friday 8th Nov
Saturday 9th Nov
Sunday 10th Nov.
Friday 31st Oct
Saturday 1st Nov
Sunday 2nd Nov
Wednesday 5th Nov
Friday 8th Nov
Saturday 9th Nov
Sunday 10th Nov.
a) it's bonfire night - or Guy Fawkes night if you're being pedantic.
b) dogs (and other animals affected by explosives) were around way before 1605.
c) Feck off.
b) dogs (and other animals affected by explosives) were around way before 1605.
c) Feck off.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
a) it's bonfire night - or Guy Fawkes night if you're being pedantic.
b) dogs (and other animals affected by explosives) were around way before 1605.
c) Feck off.
b) dogs (and other animals affected by explosives) were around way before 1605.
c) Feck off.
Yeah, not bad. Its been a year, but overall okay 🙂
I agree, the next email is my trigger 👍🏼
I agree, the next email is my trigger 👍🏼
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yeah, not bad. Its been a year, but overall okay 🙂
I agree, the next email is my trigger 👍🏼
I agree, the next email is my trigger 👍🏼
Definitely heading that way David.
Hope you're well.
Hope you're well.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Definitely heading that way David.
Hope you're well.
Hope you're well.
Ah, happy memories of being a young teen and jumping on a train and travelling a couple of hundred miles to whichever city or place I was interested in. London was a favourite trip.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Ah, happy memories of being a young teen and jumping on a train and travelling a couple of hundred miles to whichever city or place I was interested in. London was a favourite trip.
Spotify DJ is my usual daily listen.
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Spotify DJ is my usual daily listen.
No, you now look like a ball because you eat too much for your energy expenditure.
All being in goal has left you with is a good excuse to be ball-shaped.
All being in goal has left you with is a good excuse to be ball-shaped.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
No, you now look like a ball because you eat too much for your energy expenditure.
All being in goal has left you with is a good excuse to be ball-shaped.
All being in goal has left you with is a good excuse to be ball-shaped.