I have a poodle client on the schedule today.

They sent me a picture of the style they wanted, but it's a picture of a cockapoo.

Had to explain that their poo doesn't have enough cocka to achieve that look. 🫠🙃

#doggrooming #groomerhumor

Listening to a thunderstorm in November is incredible. I don’t want to use the S word (❄️) for fear of jinxing the nice weather, but usually winter has arrived by now 😅

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

Make her proud.

I still can't believe this was from my backyard on October 10th. Twitter crushed the video quality when I posted it there, let's see how Bluesky does it.

Have you ever “accidentally” consumed an entire bag of chips? Totally asking for a friend

Say you're walking down the sidewalk of a busy city street. You trip and fall to one knee. You get back up. You don't wait for someone to come along and help you (unless you're injured, or disabled, obviously), you feel silly for a few minutes (maybe the day, if you're me) but, you keep going. 1/2

Ahhh, late autumn 🇨🇦

Hi friends… I made it 🫶🏻