Dev
@devanitely.bsky.social
Kind of a 60s pinup vibe, but sometimes she has a goth day.
2-3 weeks out from the Big Move and so far packing is going great as long as I don’t think about the kitchen
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
2-3 weeks out from the Big Move and so far packing is going great as long as I don’t think about the kitchen
met a hairless kitten and it instantly fixed my mental health
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
met a hairless kitten and it instantly fixed my mental health
now for something completely different
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
now for something completely different
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Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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*taps sign
December 13, 2024 at 11:57 AM
*taps sign
there are other worlds than these
August 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
there are other worlds than these
if anyone needs me I’ll be sitting in the sunlight staring at my hands
August 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
if anyone needs me I’ll be sitting in the sunlight staring at my hands
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IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
IN THE FIGHT AGAINST FASCISM
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
PORNOGRAPHERS HAVE YOUR BACK
DO YOU HAVE THEIRS?
Myles: “did you see they’re euthanizing Scruff McGruff? too woke. 😔”
August 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Myles: “did you see they’re euthanizing Scruff McGruff? too woke. 😔”
someone is furious with me because I cleaned poop off her head with a baby wipe
August 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
someone is furious with me because I cleaned poop off her head with a baby wipe
impossible to adequately describe the joy that comes from completely reimmersing yourself in your most all-encompassing teenage obsessions in your 30s
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
impossible to adequately describe the joy that comes from completely reimmersing yourself in your most all-encompassing teenage obsessions in your 30s
oh now that we’ve both told work I guess I can announce that Myles and I are moving again (to new jersey this time)
August 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
oh now that we’ve both told work I guess I can announce that Myles and I are moving again (to new jersey this time)
it’s been a long week how many martinis do we think I can get away with tonight before it becomes a problem
July 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
it’s been a long week how many martinis do we think I can get away with tonight before it becomes a problem
Myles says he won’t watch the five hour Billy Joel documentary with me. ☹️ divorce?
July 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Myles says he won’t watch the five hour Billy Joel documentary with me. ☹️ divorce?
I didn’t know this was possible but the kitchen cabinet where we shove all of our plastic bags is…empty? genuinely thought they were reproducing by themselves in there
July 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I didn’t know this was possible but the kitchen cabinet where we shove all of our plastic bags is…empty? genuinely thought they were reproducing by themselves in there
Tabb has been with me for over 20 years and now he’s gonna be with me forever
July 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tabb has been with me for over 20 years and now he’s gonna be with me forever
new york should install a series of Eric Adams Zoltar machines that spit out Eric Adams-isms like “go to sleep with the boys and wake up with the men”
July 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
new york should install a series of Eric Adams Zoltar machines that spit out Eric Adams-isms like “go to sleep with the boys and wake up with the men”
we’re in a hotel so we’ve been watching forensic files for 4 hours and are all tv ads just for prescription medications and mobile games now
June 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
we’re in a hotel so we’ve been watching forensic files for 4 hours and are all tv ads just for prescription medications and mobile games now
they should make a goodreads for people who can pass an AP English exam
March 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
they should make a goodreads for people who can pass an AP English exam
the depression is hitting kind of hard lately maybe a new tattoo will help
January 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the depression is hitting kind of hard lately maybe a new tattoo will help
what’s the stupidest red flag you’ve ever ignored? my worst ex used to chastise me for thanking his Alexa
January 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
what’s the stupidest red flag you’ve ever ignored? my worst ex used to chastise me for thanking his Alexa
new pleasers looked up at me from their box and said “please may we dance to Billy Joel’s Stiletto 🥺” and who am I to say no
December 26, 2024 at 3:27 AM
new pleasers looked up at me from their box and said “please may we dance to Billy Joel’s Stiletto 🥺” and who am I to say no
