Trying to explain to my self-employed mom who sets her own hours & can easily move her work online for a week that I can’t just drop everything to go on a spontaneous vacation
September 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Trying to explain to my self-employed mom who sets her own hours & can easily move her work online for a week that I can’t just drop everything to go on a spontaneous vacation
Water heater is broken & I just took the most miserable shower of my life
July 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Water heater is broken & I just took the most miserable shower of my life
I’ve thankfully surpassed the age at which my body’s desired sleep pattern was a near nocturnal one but it will simply never reach a point where I’m describing things I plan to do well before 5am as happening “tomorrow morning”
July 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’ve thankfully surpassed the age at which my body’s desired sleep pattern was a near nocturnal one but it will simply never reach a point where I’m describing things I plan to do well before 5am as happening “tomorrow morning”
When the hair gods bless you so thoroughly that it’s a serve on any face
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When the hair gods bless you so thoroughly that it’s a serve on any face
need more hairstylists to see the vision Lucas Wilson had here and let Miss Adkins rock super tight curls in future shoots (in fact this look as a whole was a 10/10 ugh she’s so gorgeous)
June 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
need more hairstylists to see the vision Lucas Wilson had here and let Miss Adkins rock super tight curls in future shoots (in fact this look as a whole was a 10/10 ugh she’s so gorgeous)
I am her and she is me
June 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am her and she is me
Why must the decision that’s best for you so often be the one that in the short-term makes you feel the worst?
June 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Why must the decision that’s best for you so often be the one that in the short-term makes you feel the worst?
I hate when other people make me late
June 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I hate when other people make me late
Waking up from a dream about someone who died really never gets less jarring
May 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Waking up from a dream about someone who died really never gets less jarring
The ideal cheese to sauce ratio btw (looks cartoonish as hell but I swear it was 😋💯)
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The ideal cheese to sauce ratio btw (looks cartoonish as hell but I swear it was 😋💯)
Choosing to ignore what it says about the current state of my social life that my big Friday evening plans involve filing my tax return & replacing the broken light switch in my bathroom
March 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Choosing to ignore what it says about the current state of my social life that my big Friday evening plans involve filing my tax return & replacing the broken light switch in my bathroom
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Reply in the quotes saying they saw Adele for £3 in 2006
March 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reply in the quotes saying they saw Adele for £3 in 2006
Internally I’m hitting Nicole Kidman’s pose in that one meme
March 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Internally I’m hitting Nicole Kidman’s pose in that one meme
Enjoying a surprise rendezvous with the same couple dozen tweets that’ve been visible every time I’ve opened Elon’s app today
March 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Enjoying a surprise rendezvous with the same couple dozen tweets that’ve been visible every time I’ve opened Elon’s app today
ygtbkm 💀 soooo apparently a couple weeks ago I sent my sister an Insta reel from my stan acc w/o thinking and when she clicked on it my pfp popped up and she realized it was a pic of Adele (not sure if it showed the username & ig she can’t actually access my profile cuz I have all my irls blocked…)
February 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
ygtbkm 💀 soooo apparently a couple weeks ago I sent my sister an Insta reel from my stan acc w/o thinking and when she clicked on it my pfp popped up and she realized it was a pic of Adele (not sure if it showed the username & ig she can’t actually access my profile cuz I have all my irls blocked…)
Fighting demons (FOMO tempting me to buy the WWA box set)
February 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Fighting demons (FOMO tempting me to buy the WWA box set)
Getting meaner (forcing myself to remove the softening “pretty sure” from a sentence when I 100% know that I’m correct)
January 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Getting meaner (forcing myself to remove the softening “pretty sure” from a sentence when I 100% know that I’m correct)
Watching other ppl get to indulge in a habit I had to quit
a close up of a woman making a funny face while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face while sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Watching other ppl get to indulge in a habit I had to quit
Decided there are fewer drawbacks to being perceived as rude than there are to being shy so from here on out I’m just gonna let ppl think I don’t like them
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Decided there are fewer drawbacks to being perceived as rude than there are to being shy so from here on out I’m just gonna let ppl think I don’t like them
