Existential Crisis Actor
@deusmacarena.bsky.social
Sometimes you just gotta be horny on main. Really gay, really 18+.
Expect Warcraft, stuff about 8th century Wessex, and bears. Chicago-based.
Expect Warcraft, stuff about 8th century Wessex, and bears. Chicago-based.
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Santa why do you smell like cigars and whisky
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Santa why do you smell like cigars and whisky
The keyholders all vanish into the woodwork every year after October ends, lmao.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The keyholders all vanish into the woodwork every year after October ends, lmao.
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"Keep breathing,dude."
September 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"Keep breathing,dude."
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Those dwarfs are crazy
August 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Those dwarfs are crazy
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And yet more full uniforms
April 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
And yet more full uniforms
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My kink is gear that turns on some but mostly annoys everyone else
April 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My kink is gear that turns on some but mostly annoys everyone else
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Role call of all the glove lovers on bsky
March 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Role call of all the glove lovers on bsky
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It’s been too long since I’ve drawn or posted anything, have a zero-context wip 🐐
January 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It’s been too long since I’ve drawn or posted anything, have a zero-context wip 🐐
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New workout has me feeling good about myself, tho i’m awkward af still taking videos lmao
February 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
New workout has me feeling good about myself, tho i’m awkward af still taking videos lmao
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DIRTYROAD I Breed Hole teach boys/men on how to worship cock. I am a COCKSMEN a true professional it takes dedication w/aptitude A man reputed to be extremely virile or sexually accomplished prowess or promiscuity sexually talented in using his penis. A hot cocker cocksuck, i’ve been called worse. D
February 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
DIRTYROAD I Breed Hole teach boys/men on how to worship cock. I am a COCKSMEN a true professional it takes dedication w/aptitude A man reputed to be extremely virile or sexually accomplished prowess or promiscuity sexually talented in using his penis. A hot cocker cocksuck, i’ve been called worse. D
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"Kadan?"
"Kadan. My heart."
I'm so normal about my Inquisitor and Iron Bull.
[ #nsfw #art #oc #DAI #DragonAge #IronBull #Inquisitor ]
"Kadan. My heart."
I'm so normal about my Inquisitor and Iron Bull.
[ #nsfw #art #oc #DAI #DragonAge #IronBull #Inquisitor ]
January 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"Kadan?"
"Kadan. My heart."
I'm so normal about my Inquisitor and Iron Bull.
[ #nsfw #art #oc #DAI #DragonAge #IronBull #Inquisitor ]
"Kadan. My heart."
I'm so normal about my Inquisitor and Iron Bull.
[ #nsfw #art #oc #DAI #DragonAge #IronBull #Inquisitor ]
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December 15, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Hope you like em thick 🐮
January 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Hope you like em thick 🐮
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Happy birthday to ME :3 39 this year and why not kick it off with some hardcore gay porn lmfaoooo
January 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Happy birthday to ME :3 39 this year and why not kick it off with some hardcore gay porn lmfaoooo
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Being @pple.bsky.social 's exclusive bottom means we have to start a little slow 😅😅
December 23, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Being @pple.bsky.social 's exclusive bottom means we have to start a little slow 😅😅
Club attire? Y/N.
December 18, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Club attire? Y/N.
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In the silence of your room
December 9, 2024 at 9:54 PM
In the silence of your room
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Ready for a long ride?
December 7, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Ready for a long ride?
The inaugural bsky picture? Ass, of course - though overhead lighting is never anyone's friend.
December 6, 2024 at 5:06 PM
The inaugural bsky picture? Ass, of course - though overhead lighting is never anyone's friend.
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FCF with a video for a change. And yes, this *should* have been in you 😘
December 6, 2024 at 2:48 PM
FCF with a video for a change. And yes, this *should* have been in you 😘