DeusExMacadamia
@deusexmacadamia.bsky.social
Trivia host, whose questions are too hard, "and we're never coming back here again!" I unfollow AI slop posters. #ETTD #SlavaUkraini
Hegseth did warn us about beardos
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hegseth did warn us about beardos
Maybe Alabama will finally vote for their best interests.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Maybe Alabama will finally vote for their best interests.
My apologies. A comely lass, worthy of all the pets.
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My apologies. A comely lass, worthy of all the pets.
What if he played poker while eating an ice cream cone? Jesse Watters would stroke out.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What if he played poker while eating an ice cream cone? Jesse Watters would stroke out.
I feel the same way. I thought I was too cynical, at times. Now I feel like fucking Pollyanna.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I feel the same way. I thought I was too cynical, at times. Now I feel like fucking Pollyanna.
You have added cordwaining to my personal lexicon. A feather in your cap, I would think.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
You have added cordwaining to my personal lexicon. A feather in your cap, I would think.
Temu Kathy Griffin
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Temu Kathy Griffin
But theology still is.
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
But theology still is.
I once did that to avoid jury duty. It didn't work then, either.
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I once did that to avoid jury duty. It didn't work then, either.
Two rapists go for a stroll
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Two rapists go for a stroll
The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd?
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd?
Trump's fingers being a foot long didn't give this away?
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Trump's fingers being a foot long didn't give this away?
Nuzzi is the Elizabeth Holmes of writing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Nuzzi is the Elizabeth Holmes of writing.
I have preached this sermon
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have preached this sermon
I thought Bert and Ernie were going to be Brokeback Mountain
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I thought Bert and Ernie were going to be Brokeback Mountain
What garbage
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What garbage
Wonder if "Mike Ropenis" is Mike Johnson's Grndr handle.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wonder if "Mike Ropenis" is Mike Johnson's Grndr handle.
Someone's got a black fly in her chardonnay
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Someone's got a black fly in her chardonnay
I love who they're going after this season. I just wish it was funnier.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love who they're going after this season. I just wish it was funnier.
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, everything."
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human — sweat, bad breath, everything."
"Erupts" doing some heavy lifting.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"Erupts" doing some heavy lifting.
Delete this stupid fucking slop.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Delete this stupid fucking slop.
He's like an android after someone spilled Mountain Dew on his circuit board
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
He's like an android after someone spilled Mountain Dew on his circuit board
We have to differentiate between criminals posing as ICE agents and criminals working as ICE agents, I suppose.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We have to differentiate between criminals posing as ICE agents and criminals working as ICE agents, I suppose.