Adam Sanders
@deucecooper.bsky.social
Former 2nd string business hours, 3rd string game-time Minor League Baseball mascot
As a diehard ITYSL fan, I hate how much upset-Dabo looks like a Tim Robinson bit
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September 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
As a diehard ITYSL fan, I hate how much upset-Dabo looks like a Tim Robinson bit
A major plus of not being a huge baseball guy or having a team is that I have no problem buying a jersey of Eddie King Jr. no matter which team drafts him
June 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A major plus of not being a huge baseball guy or having a team is that I have no problem buying a jersey of Eddie King Jr. no matter which team drafts him
I walk past this to and from work every single day, and I’ve played enough Tony Hawk to know that there’s a secret tape floating up in that tree
May 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I walk past this to and from work every single day, and I’ve played enough Tony Hawk to know that there’s a secret tape floating up in that tree
My first tattoo that I will get will be a matching one with my wife that she has already gotten. But hold me to this. If my beloved New York Knicks can somehow win it all this year, I will get a BING BONG 2K25 tattoo
May 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My first tattoo that I will get will be a matching one with my wife that she has already gotten. But hold me to this. If my beloved New York Knicks can somehow win it all this year, I will get a BING BONG 2K25 tattoo
Whenever Dabo does retire, he’s going to make bank taking gumps’ money headlining tent revival arena tours convincing people that Jesus wants them to help him have a private jet in each corner of the country besides the PNW, but he would never willingly go there anyways
April 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Whenever Dabo does retire, he’s going to make bank taking gumps’ money headlining tent revival arena tours convincing people that Jesus wants them to help him have a private jet in each corner of the country besides the PNW, but he would never willingly go there anyways
Over all, I’m cheering for Houston. But having either Bruce Pearl or Todd Golden in the title is making me even cheer for Dook in the final if they beat Houston
April 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Over all, I’m cheering for Houston. But having either Bruce Pearl or Todd Golden in the title is making me even cheer for Dook in the final if they beat Houston
Ja Morant’s facial hair tonight looks like he’s paying homage to Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
April 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ja Morant’s facial hair tonight looks like he’s paying homage to Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone
Well, that sucked. But I know who I’m cheering for the rest of the way
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March 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Well, that sucked. But I know who I’m cheering for the rest of the way
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a forecast use 5% intervals. What is this, LSU’s football field?
March 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a forecast use 5% intervals. What is this, LSU’s football field?
For optics, Bubba Cunningham should at least make the empty gesture of declining the salary bonus he’s getting. I feel stronger that he should turn down that 100k-ish than I felt that Kenny should’ve declined his $7.25million buyout here
March 17, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For optics, Bubba Cunningham should at least make the empty gesture of declining the salary bonus he’s getting. I feel stronger that he should turn down that 100k-ish than I felt that Kenny should’ve declined his $7.25million buyout here
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The selection committee did drugs.
March 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The selection committee did drugs.
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My beloved Butler Bulldogs:
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My beloved Butler Bulldogs:
I’ve never been good at actually reading (BIG audiobook guy), so I’ve started to bring a book with me on my lunch break every day at work. And I have to say, I’m really hoping one of these days I’ll actually open it
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’ve never been good at actually reading (BIG audiobook guy), so I’ve started to bring a book with me on my lunch break every day at work. And I have to say, I’m really hoping one of these days I’ll actually open it
My family talks on the phone so rarely that it is tradition to start every phone call with “hey! Nothing’s wrong. So,”
February 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My family talks on the phone so rarely that it is tradition to start every phone call with “hey! Nothing’s wrong. So,”
Box Lunch is Hot Topic with the lights on, and Spencer’s Gifts is Hot Topic taking one of those gas station rhino pills and washing it down with a camo 4loko
February 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Box Lunch is Hot Topic with the lights on, and Spencer’s Gifts is Hot Topic taking one of those gas station rhino pills and washing it down with a camo 4loko
“What kind of a dork would want to buy Woj’s old iPhones?”
Darren Rovell, probably:
Darren Rovell, probably:
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February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“What kind of a dork would want to buy Woj’s old iPhones?”
Darren Rovell, probably:
Darren Rovell, probably:
This may have even been said on the broadcast last night and I missed it. But I think there’s going to be at least 1 major NBA retirement this year. So they threw this together real quick to get 1 final team of Dame, KD, LeBron, Kyrie, Steph, AD, and Harden while they could and it was a 1 time thing
February 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This may have even been said on the broadcast last night and I missed it. But I think there’s going to be at least 1 major NBA retirement this year. So they threw this together real quick to get 1 final team of Dame, KD, LeBron, Kyrie, Steph, AD, and Harden while they could and it was a 1 time thing
When you hear Joker and the Thief out in the wid
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February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When you hear Joker and the Thief out in the wid
Nobody:
My 68 year old aunt who loves to tell people she hasn’t listened to new music since she stopped listening to country radio when she retired in 2003: I just don’t get it. And who is this?
My 68 year old aunt who loves to tell people she hasn’t listened to new music since she stopped listening to country radio when she retired in 2003: I just don’t get it. And who is this?
February 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Nobody:
My 68 year old aunt who loves to tell people she hasn’t listened to new music since she stopped listening to country radio when she retired in 2003: I just don’t get it. And who is this?
My 68 year old aunt who loves to tell people she hasn’t listened to new music since she stopped listening to country radio when she retired in 2003: I just don’t get it. And who is this?
I’m sure no one else is watching the Butler Providence game, but we just saw a text book NBA Hangtime on N64 goaltending
February 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m sure no one else is watching the Butler Providence game, but we just saw a text book NBA Hangtime on N64 goaltending
I’m watching Angels in the Outfield for the first time since childhood, and the owner of the team just said “This isn’t Cincinnati, George. No one expects you to win big with these guys.” And that is a hilarious line in the year of our lord 2025
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m watching Angels in the Outfield for the first time since childhood, and the owner of the team just said “This isn’t Cincinnati, George. No one expects you to win big with these guys.” And that is a hilarious line in the year of our lord 2025
I just saw a Facebook group of people boycotting the Super Bowl because the NFL tampers in games. And my brothers and sisters in christ. 24 of the top 25 broadcasts of all time are Super Bowls. All 69 of you won’t be a drop in the bucket. And I can promise you I’m not an NFL Stan
February 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I just saw a Facebook group of people boycotting the Super Bowl because the NFL tampers in games. And my brothers and sisters in christ. 24 of the top 25 broadcasts of all time are Super Bowls. All 69 of you won’t be a drop in the bucket. And I can promise you I’m not an NFL Stan
Last night, my wife and I watched On the Line with Mel Gibson. And I never tell people “You HAVE TO watch this movie as soon as you can.” And that streak definitely continues with this one. If you get the chance, I highly recommend you watch literally any other movie. Major thumbs down mouth fart.
February 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Last night, my wife and I watched On the Line with Mel Gibson. And I never tell people “You HAVE TO watch this movie as soon as you can.” And that streak definitely continues with this one. If you get the chance, I highly recommend you watch literally any other movie. Major thumbs down mouth fart.
I want to wake her up and tell her like the Bin Laden scene on Newsroom
My wife’s celebrity crush is Luka, and she loves the Lakers. I’m honestly contemplating waking her up to tell her
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I want to wake her up and tell her like the Bin Laden scene on Newsroom