Frankie5Angels
@deuce7crakd.bsky.social
A warning: Sometimes I wear tan suits.
If you're still with me, I hate MAGA and pray for the leader's painful demise.
I used to be a copywriter, but now I just write for fun, usually about politics, books, poker and tasty rock music.
No DMs, please.
If you're still with me, I hate MAGA and pray for the leader's painful demise.
I used to be a copywriter, but now I just write for fun, usually about politics, books, poker and tasty rock music.
No DMs, please.
Some kids will be raped; others will be starved to death.
But no child should have to cut in line at an LPGA event just to finish dead last, like Donny's new granddaughter/mistress, Kai.
But no child should have to cut in line at an LPGA event just to finish dead last, like Donny's new granddaughter/mistress, Kai.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Some kids will be raped; others will be starved to death.
But no child should have to cut in line at an LPGA event just to finish dead last, like Donny's new granddaughter/mistress, Kai.
But no child should have to cut in line at an LPGA event just to finish dead last, like Donny's new granddaughter/mistress, Kai.
Veep spotted in Bills crowd on Sunday.
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Veep spotted in Bills crowd on Sunday.
Claudia Cardinale apparently wore a miniskirt for this meeting with the pope, and now I love her even more.
(I can't find any photo other than this one, unfortunately.)
(I can't find any photo other than this one, unfortunately.)
September 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Claudia Cardinale apparently wore a miniskirt for this meeting with the pope, and now I love her even more.
(I can't find any photo other than this one, unfortunately.)
(I can't find any photo other than this one, unfortunately.)
In 1994, the Bulls threw a retirement celebration for Michael Jordan, and some of the guests (including me and a buddy) got a duffel bag and some trinkets as a keepsake. I just dug my collection out of storage.
Let me just say: Big-ass buttons were a thing in the 90s.😬
Let me just say: Big-ass buttons were a thing in the 90s.😬
August 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
In 1994, the Bulls threw a retirement celebration for Michael Jordan, and some of the guests (including me and a buddy) got a duffel bag and some trinkets as a keepsake. I just dug my collection out of storage.
Let me just say: Big-ass buttons were a thing in the 90s.😬
Let me just say: Big-ass buttons were a thing in the 90s.😬
Planet Fitness claims it doesn't judge anybody, but if I work out in just my Speedo, clank my barbells louder than Big Ben and throw my weights on somebody's foot, the club calls me a lunk!
July 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Planet Fitness claims it doesn't judge anybody, but if I work out in just my Speedo, clank my barbells louder than Big Ben and throw my weights on somebody's foot, the club calls me a lunk!
A year ago I was recovering from the second of two torn retinas. Man, it was dismal! It's not something you can do alone because you can't drive (among other things).
But my wife got me through all the tough times, being extremely patient and loving every step of the way. I owe her everything.
But my wife got me through all the tough times, being extremely patient and loving every step of the way. I owe her everything.
July 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A year ago I was recovering from the second of two torn retinas. Man, it was dismal! It's not something you can do alone because you can't drive (among other things).
But my wife got me through all the tough times, being extremely patient and loving every step of the way. I owe her everything.
But my wife got me through all the tough times, being extremely patient and loving every step of the way. I owe her everything.
S.A. Cosby amps up the tension to an almost unbearable degree in his latest novel, about a hero infiltrating a sadistic street gang while protecting his family. Yesterday I listened for 6 hours straight and today I'm finishing it.
Check out the rest of Cosby's books, too; they all pack a wallop.
Check out the rest of Cosby's books, too; they all pack a wallop.
July 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
S.A. Cosby amps up the tension to an almost unbearable degree in his latest novel, about a hero infiltrating a sadistic street gang while protecting his family. Yesterday I listened for 6 hours straight and today I'm finishing it.
Check out the rest of Cosby's books, too; they all pack a wallop.
Check out the rest of Cosby's books, too; they all pack a wallop.
These 2 neo-Yuppies in the JP Morgan Wealth Mgmt ad are not only the most annoying duo on TV (the dude wants to take his new-found dough and "swim with elephants," which is pretty fuckin' weird), but they look more like brother and sister than husband and wife.
July 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These 2 neo-Yuppies in the JP Morgan Wealth Mgmt ad are not only the most annoying duo on TV (the dude wants to take his new-found dough and "swim with elephants," which is pretty fuckin' weird), but they look more like brother and sister than husband and wife.
Recalling that weird time in 2015 when Musk acted like a human being, washing dishes for homeless people.
Of course, that would only happen on The Big Bang Theory, 'cause he's a selfish piece of shit who hates poor people.
Of course, that would only happen on The Big Bang Theory, 'cause he's a selfish piece of shit who hates poor people.
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Recalling that weird time in 2015 when Musk acted like a human being, washing dishes for homeless people.
Of course, that would only happen on The Big Bang Theory, 'cause he's a selfish piece of shit who hates poor people.
Of course, that would only happen on The Big Bang Theory, 'cause he's a selfish piece of shit who hates poor people.
In 2000, I wrote for a magazine covering printers and copiers. I wanted to make a boring topic (dots per inch) something more than one or two people might actually want to read about.
So we hired an artist named Jeff Lauwers to add gear into the famous painting. This is what he came up with.
So we hired an artist named Jeff Lauwers to add gear into the famous painting. This is what he came up with.
June 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In 2000, I wrote for a magazine covering printers and copiers. I wanted to make a boring topic (dots per inch) something more than one or two people might actually want to read about.
So we hired an artist named Jeff Lauwers to add gear into the famous painting. This is what he came up with.
So we hired an artist named Jeff Lauwers to add gear into the famous painting. This is what he came up with.
So when does this smug fucker go in and make sure we obliterated Iran's nuke program?
June 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So when does this smug fucker go in and make sure we obliterated Iran's nuke program?
ICE president JD Vance (far left) with Jose Trump, Jose Rubio and Jose Hegseth.
June 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ICE president JD Vance (far left) with Jose Trump, Jose Rubio and Jose Hegseth.
In November 1994, the Bulls threw a retirement celebration for Michael Jordan. My most vivid memory of that evening was the crowd loudly booing the team's GM, Jerry Krause, whom Jordan probably hated. (Four months later, MJ returned to the Bulls.)
Here's the ticket for that evening.
Here's the ticket for that evening.
June 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In November 1994, the Bulls threw a retirement celebration for Michael Jordan. My most vivid memory of that evening was the crowd loudly booing the team's GM, Jerry Krause, whom Jordan probably hated. (Four months later, MJ returned to the Bulls.)
Here's the ticket for that evening.
Here's the ticket for that evening.
This ugly motherfucker looks like he downs a pint of Jack before lunch every goddamned day.
June 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This ugly motherfucker looks like he downs a pint of Jack before lunch every goddamned day.
No Kings, Sun City, AZ.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
June 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No Kings, Sun City, AZ.
Fuck Trump!
Fuck Trump!
Me, upon learning the Stones are planning yet another album.
June 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Me, upon learning the Stones are planning yet another album.
This movie is fucking excellent.
That is all.
That is all.
May 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This movie is fucking excellent.
That is all.
That is all.
Opening Day, 2026: "Leo the Laser" throws out the first pitch.
May 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Opening Day, 2026: "Leo the Laser" throws out the first pitch.
Chi Sox are working on Leo the Laser to throw out some "holy smoke" on opening day 2026.
May 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Chi Sox are working on Leo the Laser to throw out some "holy smoke" on opening day 2026.
Nancy Mace will always have career options.
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nancy Mace will always have career options.
Ornithologists are puzzled by the recent behavior of the South Carolina Lowland Loon, which for unknown reasons perches outside bathrooms and defaces signage.
May 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ornithologists are puzzled by the recent behavior of the South Carolina Lowland Loon, which for unknown reasons perches outside bathrooms and defaces signage.
I'm perfectly fine with Trump becoming pope, but only if Vance gives him the news.
May 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm perfectly fine with Trump becoming pope, but only if Vance gives him the news.