Detroit Storm
@detroitstorm.bsky.social
semi-professional anarchist
"Bob" looks like he takes tickets on the Midway for the Tilt-o-Whirl
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
"Bob" looks like he takes tickets on the Midway for the Tilt-o-Whirl
shouldn't he be taking tickets for the Tilt-o-Whirl at the county fair?
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
shouldn't he be taking tickets for the Tilt-o-Whirl at the county fair?
they can see them every other weekend, they just don't...
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
they can see them every other weekend, they just don't...
It looks like Commander Temu is wearing a PJ top with dinosaurs on it...
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It looks like Commander Temu is wearing a PJ top with dinosaurs on it...
who is that for? 🙄
February 9, 2026 at 9:35 PM
who is that for? 🙄
Kid Rock makes music for people that know exactly how much Sudafed they can buy in one day without triggering a watchlist..
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Kid Rock makes music for people that know exactly how much Sudafed they can buy in one day without triggering a watchlist..
one of the most important things in crime to do is keep your thugs happy, or they'll go thug for someone else
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
one of the most important things in crime to do is keep your thugs happy, or they'll go thug for someone else
That's the old, "I'm barely hanging on through this interview" face. Been there.
February 7, 2026 at 9:23 PM
That's the old, "I'm barely hanging on through this interview" face. Been there.
I hear AOC takes great notes...
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I hear AOC takes great notes...
Don Jr. reminds me of Ellis from Die Hard. Hopefully he ends the same way.
a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed
ALT: a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Don Jr. reminds me of Ellis from Die Hard. Hopefully he ends the same way.
Ai, mostly these days
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Ai, mostly these days
left - Avante Garde Poetry, LIT319
right - Computational Statistics, MAT411
right - Computational Statistics, MAT411
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
left - Avante Garde Poetry, LIT319
right - Computational Statistics, MAT411
right - Computational Statistics, MAT411
frankly that's when most discover it. They feel like they've discovered some hidden truth. Some actually let it influence their lives, like they've been let in on a big secret. Unfortunately, some of them eventually gain power. Ayn Rand has caused as much damage to society as Thomas Midgley Jr.
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
frankly that's when most discover it. They feel like they've discovered some hidden truth. Some actually let it influence their lives, like they've been let in on a big secret. Unfortunately, some of them eventually gain power. Ayn Rand has caused as much damage to society as Thomas Midgley Jr.
"Security was alerted to his presence when his table asked for a booster seat." 🤣
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"Security was alerted to his presence when his table asked for a booster seat." 🤣
not in this country. Perhaps one of the other ten nations conducting investigations will have the fortitude to do so.
February 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
not in this country. Perhaps one of the other ten nations conducting investigations will have the fortitude to do so.
looks like a basketball on stilts...
February 6, 2026 at 5:05 PM
looks like a basketball on stilts...
looks like someone skipped Leg Day, a lot...
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
looks like someone skipped Leg Day, a lot...
Were they alerted to his presence when he requested a booster seat?
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Were they alerted to his presence when he requested a booster seat?
those catalytic convertors ain't gonna steal themselves...
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
those catalytic convertors ain't gonna steal themselves...
Tiny Peen Station and Dull-ass Airport?
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Tiny Peen Station and Dull-ass Airport?
people that think Atlas Shrugged is some sort of blueprint need to be kicked in the dick. Repeatedly.
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
people that think Atlas Shrugged is some sort of blueprint need to be kicked in the dick. Repeatedly.
considering the overlap between crypto-bros and tech-bros, I'm here for it
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
considering the overlap between crypto-bros and tech-bros, I'm here for it
price of admission is 3 catalytic convertors and a box of Sudafed or Pall Malls unfiltered.
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 PM
price of admission is 3 catalytic convertors and a box of Sudafed or Pall Malls unfiltered.