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detroitdadbod.bsky.social
@detroitdadbod.bsky.social
Midwestern guy next door here for all of the butts with none of the fascism.
Pants are hard.

No reposts, plz.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
4?
June 21, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Jingle balls, jingle balls … 🎅🏻
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Is Full Balls Friday a thing?
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 PM
#fcf sport edition
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
My work here is done.
November 18, 2024 at 4:57 AM
There’s room for more.
November 17, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Doesn’t say “no thirst trapping.”
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Proof of life. 🍆
November 15, 2024 at 5:24 AM