Glad you’re ok, Bill! Would be more than happy to falsify a witness statement for your insurance.

Handing out free candy? Zzz. Driving to a strip mall and ordering sizzling fajitas on a Friday night? Sign me up!

I will never understand the impulse behind doing something like that. Just a sense of satisfaction that you’re fooling people? Weird and frustrating.

There’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for people to build on the rubble of what’s being destroyed before our eyes. Private corporations bending over to forcefeed everyone government-approved speech is evil and amoral, but more than anything this creates boring, inauthentic, unwatchable shit.

First ballot hall of fame post

Pissed on it once. True story.

Great show. If you happen to see Adam Copeland, can you let him know Cope & Cage is a catchier team name than C&C? Thanks.

-concerned fan

Look, I agree, but have you considered that some of us enjoy getting cartoonishly inaccurate answers from search engines?

The big legal dispensaries here in PA having tip jars is funny to me. I guess if I went in asking a bunch of questions about terpines I might toss them $5 but they’re just handing me the stuff I ordered online and sending me on my way

I will never tip them

Anyone needing a reminder on how pop culture was teaching us to be men can check out probably any episode of ElimiDate