" 'Into it'? I've been a certified Santa for years, mate. Where did you think I earned this badge? "

" Yeah, well some brats don't need pleasing. They deserve a kick up the backside... especially the ones that rag at my beard. "

" Let's keep it PG with a Stamina Drink, yeah? Though we both know what we really want. "

A can of what? Condensed Milk? Yeah, that sounds like a lot... but it'd get me through this I reckon.