detective_enters
@detectiveenters.bsky.social
just a detective who enters dramatically. "analytic" philosophy, data "science", "math", "classical" guitar
look what i saw yesterday: North America's fastest land mammal
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
look what i saw yesterday: North America's fastest land mammal
i don't know what i expected here
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
i don't know what i expected here
hear me out: branded ruler startup swag
October 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
hear me out: branded ruler startup swag
thermodynamic steganography: let's make it happen, people!!!
June 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
thermodynamic steganography: let's make it happen, people!!!
tfw @akhilrao.bsky.social has a new space skeet
June 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
tfw @akhilrao.bsky.social has a new space skeet
this bass would be perfect for a "Dennys Grand Slam" style show at a 90s taco bell. i love it
June 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this bass would be perfect for a "Dennys Grand Slam" style show at a 90s taco bell. i love it
Soup with "mortgage lifter" beans 😁
June 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Soup with "mortgage lifter" beans 😁
Black Canyon of the Gunnison
May 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Black Canyon of the Gunnison
these blinds (in my hotel room) really tell a story
May 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
these blinds (in my hotel room) really tell a story
what if.. we met... approximately 100 km under the Sporadic E "cloud"... Haha just kidding... unless..?
May 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
what if.. we met... approximately 100 km under the Sporadic E "cloud"... Haha just kidding... unless..?
turtle who recently showed up in our back yard 🤗🐢
May 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
turtle who recently showed up in our back yard 🤗🐢
Our amaryllis is popping off 🤗
April 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Our amaryllis is popping off 🤗
check out this banger we (prematurely) harvested this weekend
April 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
check out this banger we (prematurely) harvested this weekend
getting mixed signals from this ad
April 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
getting mixed signals from this ad
i'm not a mathematician, but doesn't this formula suggest that the BRATOP is literally just a bra plus a top?
April 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i'm not a mathematician, but doesn't this formula suggest that the BRATOP is literally just a bra plus a top?
in all seriousness, though, we're on the other side of town so we're all good here... except our fence, but that won't impact your vacation!
March 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
in all seriousness, though, we're on the other side of town so we're all good here... except our fence, but that won't impact your vacation!
if you aren't sorting your data with plastic chips, you aren't doing Data Science (tm)
March 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
if you aren't sorting your data with plastic chips, you aren't doing Data Science (tm)
Welcome to the team 🫡
February 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Welcome to the team 🫡
you're absolutely right. fixed now
January 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
you're absolutely right. fixed now
added more scare quotes. there, much better
January 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
added more scare quotes. there, much better