"The question becomes how many people need to love a piece of art to make it worthwhile? If you're going to inspire hate, then how much enjoyment is needed to balance out the risk? I think... it only takes one."

I contemplate one of my favorite quotes.

"All great art is hated. It is obscenely difficult, if not impossible to make something that nobody hates. Conversely, it is incredibly easy, if not expected, to make something that nobody loves.

I'm pretty sure this is just the default behavior of GW2 players.

Hawbs has a peppermint rosemary conditioner that's so potent it runs me out of the bathroom lol. Why the hell are mint products so strong? Are they worried we won't be able to tell that it's mint or something?

Being unemployed has easily been twice as much work as my last job. Maybe more.

Give me more "Magic: The Gathering, but Otters"

Omigosh she does exist! Tell them I said hi!

Your club membership card will arrive soon. Just check inside your most pained joint.

I hate this statement. I'm suing you for 1 Men In Black style neuralization.

This is literally the dream of 14-year-old me

As someone who started reading Housepets in 2009, and also came out in 2009... Yes. Yes to how apparent it is. Yes to the relationship. Very yes to the thickness.