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Destry B
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Another idiot from Twitter.

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I'm not a smart man. I mean...I'm honestly pretty dumb and ignorant. But doesn't it seem like we're getting close to living under a dictator?
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Don't worry. I called in reinforcements.
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Say hello to my identical cousin Destrina.
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Look at what the MAGALIBAN did.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I received a hat that said this for my sixteenth birthday from my mom.

It's still one of the best gifts I've ever received.
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is the "I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER IMMEDIATELY" section of women's hairstyles.
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
[ At the hair salon ]

Customer: What's the "Let me talk to the manager" cut?

Stylist:
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sometimes, I look back at my life and think, "Thank God I was never a raver."

And then I remember
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
When I use this profile picture, it means I have serious internet business to attend to.
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
TBT to 1986. Ripping up the streets of Duluth Minnesota in some dangerously short shorts.
September 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I love the new Trump/Epstein "friendship" statue that was placed on the mall across from the White House.

How mad do you think it actually made him on a scale of 1 to angry white conservative?
September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Rest in peace, dad. I'll always love you.
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wasn't he a multimillionaire? I wonder how much the membership fee is and how much is actually being given to his family.
September 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Kash Patel always looks like he was just told he was standing in the wrong line after waiting at the DMV for an hour.

"I'm sorry. This is the line for RV registration. You want that line over there."
September 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Help me wish my dad a very happy 77th birthday today. Even though it's on a terrible day in history we're just happy he's still with us.

Feel free to leave a wish. We both appreciate it.
September 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The Bears are in first place in the NFC North!!!

Yes the season hasn't started yet and they're only in first place because they go by alphabetical order but.....they're in FIRST PLACE!
September 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This headline makes me so happy.
August 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What conservative males think a male cheerleader looks like vs what an actual male cheerleader looks like.
August 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Growing up in the suburbs of Chicago, we saw Ryne Sandberg as a god among men.

Rest in peace, Ryno, and thanks for the memories.
July 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Even this pup's tummy is happy.
July 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ol' ugly 47.

Do I look 47?

No mean replies.
July 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
By "Braces" they mean obtaining hearing protection.
June 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A disgusting abomination. I thought he was talking about the Cybertruck for a second.
June 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I turned 21 for the 26th time today.

I added a picture of me at 21 and today at 47.

Please tell me that I don't look 47.

Just kidding. You can tell me that I look like poop.
May 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It's fitting that Trump's signature looks like a Richter scale reading.

Because he's a disaster.
May 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM