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I’m just here
RIP Ozzy Osbourne.
We knew time was going to win, but we didn’t know how fast.
You shall never be forgotten
July 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m more scared of ceiling fans than rollercoasters. What if that shit falls?
July 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Rap stands for rhythm and poetry.
Who knew?
July 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Wdym biting? What type of kinky shit is this
July 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Sometimes life is so boring, that you gotta scroll through the App Store
July 19, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why can you feed someone but not drink someone?
July 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What if Cinderella was an Italian cook rather than a cleaning slave and her name was Mozarella
July 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Aliens have invaded the earth. Today I saw a woman in heelys disappear into thin air. Either aliens or I’m just tweaking.
July 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If there’s an infinite amount of numbers from 0-1 and an infinite amount if numbers from 0-2 isn’t the latter one a larger infinite, a double infinite
July 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m so hungry I could eat Wilbur Soot, shit he could eat too. Be on the look out
July 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@bsky.app please create a reply option in chats. I’m having to number the messages
June 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Rip Mia, we all love Döner and Bubble Tea
May 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If Annabelle, even by mistake, opened TikTok and realised what humanity has come to, I don’t blame her if she’s gonna end us all
May 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bluepage
April 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I found out I’ve been talking to a ghost for the past two weeks. He likes stealing Digestives. His name is Mate.
March 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Imallexx. wtf
March 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Snow White was actually about coke and dealers, but they had to make it PG. Poisoned apple, no. Overdosing
March 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Do people still listen to podcasts?
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
A 2021 commentary or gaming YouTuber would do a better president at this point.
March 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Jesus, here we go again… Sorry, Internet.

#TheBoys
February 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve just cried five times trying to learn physics. If I never use this in my life, I swear to god I will hunt my teacher down and kill him
February 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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You are enough! We don’t need more of you ❤️
February 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
If we slowly feed herbivores meat in increasing amounts, will they turn into omnivores?
February 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What if humans were trained to believe shit smelled nice and flowers smelled bad.
Would people be gifting each other boxes of dogshit? With a bow on top
February 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
David Tennant hosting the BAFTA is something I didn’t know I needed

youtu.be/uXdWCVKbLF4?...
David Tennant's opening monologue AND song! 🎭 | BAFTA Film Awards 2025
YouTube video by BBC
youtu.be
February 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM