i’m a late-stage driving phone user. i read reddit and wikipedia while driving. i’m driving on i94 at this very moment
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i’m a late-stage driving phone user. i read reddit and wikipedia while driving. i’m driving on i94 at this very moment
why do i see this and think “that’s my dream car”
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
why do i see this and think “that’s my dream car”
foot fetish jesse mccartney be like “i want you and your beautiful soles”
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
foot fetish jesse mccartney be like “i want you and your beautiful soles”
letting bugs out of the house is weak ass lib shit. either kill the bug, or man up and just let it live with you
July 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
letting bugs out of the house is weak ass lib shit. either kill the bug, or man up and just let it live with you
for sale: baby shoes, never worn (yeezys)
July 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
for sale: baby shoes, never worn (yeezys)
if you can get turned on by AI porn, you will not see the gates of heaven
July 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
if you can get turned on by AI porn, you will not see the gates of heaven
my browser when i’m working:
-2 tabs of work
-4 tabs of the history of ac/dc
-7 tabs about torture committed by US troops at the Abu Ghraib prison
-2 tabs of work
-4 tabs of the history of ac/dc
-7 tabs about torture committed by US troops at the Abu Ghraib prison
June 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
my browser when i’m working:
-2 tabs of work
-4 tabs of the history of ac/dc
-7 tabs about torture committed by US troops at the Abu Ghraib prison
-2 tabs of work
-4 tabs of the history of ac/dc
-7 tabs about torture committed by US troops at the Abu Ghraib prison
the i think you should leave subreddit is absolutely cooking me for asking if the new tim robinson/paul rudd movie passes the bechdel test
May 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
the i think you should leave subreddit is absolutely cooking me for asking if the new tim robinson/paul rudd movie passes the bechdel test
posting on bluesky is more lonely than fucking journaling
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
posting on bluesky is more lonely than fucking journaling
need to monetize being obese and quirked up like jelly roll
May 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
need to monetize being obese and quirked up like jelly roll
🎶🎷shoulda known better than to chief the pen 🎵
April 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
🎶🎷shoulda known better than to chief the pen 🎵
this detail of a painting ona storefront near my house
April 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
this detail of a painting ona storefront near my house
sorry but not all cultural practices are valid. yodeling is fucked up
April 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
sorry but not all cultural practices are valid. yodeling is fucked up
It’s with a heavy heart that I announce: I’m back on my bullshit.
April 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It’s with a heavy heart that I announce: I’m back on my bullshit.
deciding at age 30 that i don’t care about anime
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
deciding at age 30 that i don’t care about anime
if i win the lottery, i wont tell anyone, but there will be signs (literally)
April 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
if i win the lottery, i wont tell anyone, but there will be signs (literally)
“he’s like the black ray charles” - my dad, on ray charles
April 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
“he’s like the black ray charles” - my dad, on ray charles
5’ 10” seems like exceptionally low clearance
March 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
5’ 10” seems like exceptionally low clearance
fellas, is it gay to feel joy
February 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
fellas, is it gay to feel joy