How much do you think the executive that does nothing but ponder how best to reboot Alf makes? I’m thinking high six figures.
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
How much do you think the executive that does nothing but ponder how best to reboot Alf makes? I’m thinking high six figures.
I don’t know who came up with the horrid new deodorant ads but only a goddamn caveman would run their stick over their chest and legs and whatever. Pits only you maniacs.
August 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I don’t know who came up with the horrid new deodorant ads but only a goddamn caveman would run their stick over their chest and legs and whatever. Pits only you maniacs.
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents, but it’s not my favourite.
July 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don’t mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadents, but it’s not my favourite.
Get that guy to shout MORTAL KOMBAT but as a question.
MORTAL KOMBAT??
MORTAL KOMBAT??
July 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Get that guy to shout MORTAL KOMBAT but as a question.
MORTAL KOMBAT??
MORTAL KOMBAT??
Playing metal on the toilet, inventing blumpkore.
July 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Playing metal on the toilet, inventing blumpkore.
Of course it was a Boeing.
June 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Of course it was a Boeing.
Hey wrestling fans—question for you. Are the heels these days still right wing tropes like they were back in the 80s? Like, is there an illegal immigrant Venezuelan MS13 heel or a blue-haired SJW heel in the ring?
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hey wrestling fans—question for you. Are the heels these days still right wing tropes like they were back in the 80s? Like, is there an illegal immigrant Venezuelan MS13 heel or a blue-haired SJW heel in the ring?
it’s been a few years, probably about time they renamed the diet where you don’t eat carbs again.
May 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it’s been a few years, probably about time they renamed the diet where you don’t eat carbs again.
Blue smoke from the Vatican. The new pope is a boy!
May 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Blue smoke from the Vatican. The new pope is a boy!
Just received my first People’s Party election mailer this afternoon. Well done, PPC.
April 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just received my first People’s Party election mailer this afternoon. Well done, PPC.
Okay so despite being terminally online I had no idea that the kids have redefined Ohio. Isn’t that exactly the point of this brain rot—to have advanced warning of new uses for Ohio?
April 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Okay so despite being terminally online I had no idea that the kids have redefined Ohio. Isn’t that exactly the point of this brain rot—to have advanced warning of new uses for Ohio?
Always confusing your stalagmites and stalactites? Just remember—stalagmites hang from the ceiling and they “mite” fall down!
April 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Always confusing your stalagmites and stalactites? Just remember—stalagmites hang from the ceiling and they “mite” fall down!
You know how waterfowl can wiggle their asses? Wish I could do that.
February 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
You know how waterfowl can wiggle their asses? Wish I could do that.
How I think it will go down:
1) Later this year, the rich decide that Trump is a threat to the bag. Once it starts the the turn happens pretty quickly. Media lines up against him.
2) Significant number of congressional and senate republicans turn against him.
3) Trump throws Musk under the bus.
1) Later this year, the rich decide that Trump is a threat to the bag. Once it starts the the turn happens pretty quickly. Media lines up against him.
2) Significant number of congressional and senate republicans turn against him.
3) Trump throws Musk under the bus.
February 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
How I think it will go down:
1) Later this year, the rich decide that Trump is a threat to the bag. Once it starts the the turn happens pretty quickly. Media lines up against him.
2) Significant number of congressional and senate republicans turn against him.
3) Trump throws Musk under the bus.
1) Later this year, the rich decide that Trump is a threat to the bag. Once it starts the the turn happens pretty quickly. Media lines up against him.
2) Significant number of congressional and senate republicans turn against him.
3) Trump throws Musk under the bus.
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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread
Precapitulating loser shit.
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Precapitulating loser shit.
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This Christmas
Decker Halls and Harp Stryker are…
YULE BLAZERS
Decker Halls and Harp Stryker are…
YULE BLAZERS
December 24, 2023 at 4:43 AM
This Christmas
Decker Halls and Harp Stryker are…
YULE BLAZERS
Decker Halls and Harp Stryker are…
YULE BLAZERS
SPOILER: SOYLENT GREEN IS DUMBLEDOR
December 20, 2024 at 12:36 AM
SPOILER: SOYLENT GREEN IS DUMBLEDOR
Hey folks you’re going to love this!
*cheerfully dumps a bin of putrid garbage on the floor*
*cheerfully dumps a bin of putrid garbage on the floor*
November 27, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Hey folks you’re going to love this!
*cheerfully dumps a bin of putrid garbage on the floor*
*cheerfully dumps a bin of putrid garbage on the floor*
Remember: if you see a transphobe or MAGA poster, DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BLOCK THEM! Be sure to check if they have any followers and block them first!
November 23, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Remember: if you see a transphobe or MAGA poster, DO NOT IMMEDIATELY BLOCK THEM! Be sure to check if they have any followers and block them first!
*bursting through the door with an armload of baguettes* You won’t believe what I found what I found just lying around in the mouths of decadents!
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
*bursting through the door with an armload of baguettes* You won’t believe what I found what I found just lying around in the mouths of decadents!