Dee
@desolatejunkie.bsky.social
Perpetual nuisance. Likes a proper ale. Once gained a 2:1 writing nonsense about my sex life. Angry and middle-aged. Misses words off posts
Vinted bargain came just in time
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Vinted bargain came just in time
Just been told off my one of the lads for writing this in the darts chat
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just been told off my one of the lads for writing this in the darts chat
That lad loves a bit of sun on his balls
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That lad loves a bit of sun on his balls
Mushroom stroganoff: some mushrooms, I used four big ones on their last legs. Some white onion, two shallot sized ones that were also knocking about the fridge, 5 cloves of garlic minus the sprouty green bits, salt, pepper, veg oil, Worcester sauce and an oxo, cornflour, natural yoghurt -some
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Mushroom stroganoff: some mushrooms, I used four big ones on their last legs. Some white onion, two shallot sized ones that were also knocking about the fridge, 5 cloves of garlic minus the sprouty green bits, salt, pepper, veg oil, Worcester sauce and an oxo, cornflour, natural yoghurt -some
Might be a bit bored.
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Might be a bit bored.
Those dark cafe days...
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Those dark cafe days...
Date night with him indoors. He's such a lucky boy 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Date night with him indoors. He's such a lucky boy 🤣
The rooftops are cute round here
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The rooftops are cute round here
Two pictures from tonight
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Two pictures from tonight
It's a week of stews. Beef today with horseradish mash. Proper November comfort food.
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It's a week of stews. Beef today with horseradish mash. Proper November comfort food.
Just messed up doing my hair for work then uttered the sentence 'once your tits are out, no one cares' 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just messed up doing my hair for work then uttered the sentence 'once your tits are out, no one cares' 🤣
This can fuck right off! Lost next to the pub I work at.
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This can fuck right off! Lost next to the pub I work at.
Shit shakshuka for lunch
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Shit shakshuka for lunch
Therapy in 40 minutes. Obviously I can not move, there's a cat on my lap
October 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Therapy in 40 minutes. Obviously I can not move, there's a cat on my lap
Where do you even start with eating that massive pork scratching?! Hand for scale, no bananas available
October 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Where do you even start with eating that massive pork scratching?! Hand for scale, no bananas available
Made my big stage debut earlier on an amdram performance of spamalot. Can I just say 4 months ago before therapy, I'd have fucking cried from embarrassment but I just laughed, and it was brilliant. Who'd have thought I'd be hiding the holy grail 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Made my big stage debut earlier on an amdram performance of spamalot. Can I just say 4 months ago before therapy, I'd have fucking cried from embarrassment but I just laughed, and it was brilliant. Who'd have thought I'd be hiding the holy grail 🤣
Fair play lads, that tasted bloody delicious. Even him indoors said it was one of the best things I've cooked for a long time. Obviously, I had a moment of 'what was wrong with the last meal I cooked?'.
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fair play lads, that tasted bloody delicious. Even him indoors said it was one of the best things I've cooked for a long time. Obviously, I had a moment of 'what was wrong with the last meal I cooked?'.
Speak up, I'm wearing a towel
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Speak up, I'm wearing a towel
Well, that was alright.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Well, that was alright.
Wrote the word erection without following with a laughing emoji. I have matured. 👀🤣🤣🤣
September 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Wrote the word erection without following with a laughing emoji. I have matured. 👀🤣🤣🤣
Got to do some work training tomorrow. I have just left the pub. Also, I dont know whether or not I should ride this bike or spank someone on it.
September 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Got to do some work training tomorrow. I have just left the pub. Also, I dont know whether or not I should ride this bike or spank someone on it.
Got the boots out already
September 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Got the boots out already