Desk Lamp
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Desk Lamp
@desklamp.bsky.social
Simple. Functional.
Reverse your strategy and start crowding her space until she gets fed up and moves.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I appreciate everyone tearing apart the administration for what appears to be a blatant lie. But there is also the chance they are just very stupid, and the president underwent a CT scan and no one who works for him knows the difference.
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
democrats trading in the big tent for a patio.
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Did we ever find out where that wood board ended up?
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Iowa farmers upset they won't see a profit from all the work their farmhands did.
October 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That's misunderstanding the point. The test being fake is a feature. The goal is to give examiners the power to end someone's career.
October 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Glut of late night writers looking for work.
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
US energy policy is focused on pleasing eight retired coal miners in West Virginia.
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
lobotomy revision
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Does each person take a bite as they pass that third dog down the row? or maybe that's only when the guy in seat 1 forgets to grab a knife at concessions?
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why the delay?
August 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
asking for volunteers to self select for those willing to shoot other Americans.
August 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The reaction to XSLT being removed from browsers reminds me of kids realizing their old toys are being given away.

The moment of the hand-me-down pickup, the older kid loves the toy more than anything in the world and demands to keep playing with it despite it living in storage for years.
August 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't understand why content negotiation is not the answer. We have ways to render a resource to be human readable. We have ways to render a resource to be machine readable. Serve the resource at a URI as the content type the user agent asks for!

developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
Content negotiation - HTTP | MDN
In HTTP, content negotiation is the mechanism that is used for serving different representations of a resource to the same URI to help the user agent specify which representation is best suited for th...
developer.mozilla.org
August 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Could cut about 30 minutes out of the middle without missing a beat. The 12 random pilots they had competing for slots was a superfluous slog. You know Gosling is going to make it. Just start with five more and be done with it. On Rewatch you can skip those scenes entirely and it's better for it.
August 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Disappointing your article spends more than 20 paragraphs before dropping this nugget:

"Sen. Declan O’Scanlon (R-Monmouth), the chamber’s GOP budget officer, said he encouraged his members to avoid seeking budget resolution funding."

Republicans didn't fund projects for their constituents.
August 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Texans ordered that steak well done despite warnings they can't send it back. This is government, however unpalatable, delivered as ordered.
July 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
>taken by officers to a humane society.

doubt.
July 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Did a human write this post? What the fuck
May 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trump inflicting his personal trauma on the nation from that one time in 1982 the nanny tried to get reimbursed for buying his kids the 256 pack of colored pencils when the 8 pack was right there for 1/4 the price.
May 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Republicans. Republicans are a disaster. One man isn't doing this.
May 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The entire point of tariffs is to empower domestic producers to raise prices! It's a subsidy to distort the market.
May 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
dude knows a thing or two about drawing lines on maps.
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM