Yeah I’ve admittedly been lurking twitter just because I gotta know what the current thing(TM) is

That was me the whole time tbh

The DeStantis stuff was just a bit because I wanted that fanfic to go viral

I know the Egyptian guy at the gas station where I buy my beer. He knows me too.

There’s a reason congress has had a 15% approval rating for over a decade

If a species would rather eat junk food that it can't digest properly than spend time reproducing, is it really worth saving?

Oh wait you were talking about pandas

Only my best pair 😊

Should’ve trusted the plan

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