Gabrielle Blair
@designmom.bsky.social
NYT Best-selling author of Ejaculate Responsibly, and The Kids Are All Right. Founder of Design Mom and Alt Summit. American living in France. Please enjoy updates on French life, renovations, and opinions from me—writer, designer, and mother of six.
I don’t see any reason we can’t get that number to 80 or 90% in Q2.
April 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I don’t see any reason we can’t get that number to 80 or 90% in Q2.
Zuck does the same thing, manipulates reach so his own posts do better or so other posts do worse. Read Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams.
April 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Zuck does the same thing, manipulates reach so his own posts do better or so other posts do worse. Read Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams.
What in the world does Zuck have on Mosseri? Like why is he still there? Having to making shitty announcement after shitty announcement. Taking orders from a boss who is so out of touch that he was all in on the metaverse. What's going on there? How much more money does Mosseri need?
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
What in the world does Zuck have on Mosseri? Like why is he still there? Having to making shitty announcement after shitty announcement. Taking orders from a boss who is so out of touch that he was all in on the metaverse. What's going on there? How much more money does Mosseri need?
Oh you think you’re an alpha male? Did you donate blood 1000+ times and save 2 million people?
March 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh you think you’re an alpha male? Did you donate blood 1000+ times and save 2 million people?
What’s the most memorable insult you’ve ever received? This is mine. He really thought he had something going on, but I love it so much. I use it as the bio on one of my IG profiles.
March 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What’s the most memorable insult you’ve ever received? This is mine. He really thought he had something going on, but I love it so much. I use it as the bio on one of my IG profiles.
Ejaculate Responsibly!
February 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Ejaculate Responsibly!
Impossible to argue with. It’s the truest thing that has ever been said on the internet.
February 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Impossible to argue with. It’s the truest thing that has ever been said on the internet.
I understand Twitter is now the bad place, but also did you see this?
February 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I understand Twitter is now the bad place, but also did you see this?
Yes. More of this. Make their experience on these platforms so miserable that they leave. Require them to face a wave of negative comments every time they open the app. Force them to give up their megaphones by making their megaphones smell like shit.
February 8, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yes. More of this. Make their experience on these platforms so miserable that they leave. Require them to face a wave of negative comments every time they open the app. Force them to give up their megaphones by making their megaphones smell like shit.
Do Republican lawmakers understand they are screwing the people who voted for them? Are they under the impression that the 14,000 people being fired from this department are all Democrats? Is the assumption that no Republican is ever going to need to run for office again?
February 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do Republican lawmakers understand they are screwing the people who voted for them? Are they under the impression that the 14,000 people being fired from this department are all Democrats? Is the assumption that no Republican is ever going to need to run for office again?
At the FBI Academy Quantico. This image is almost too on the nose. In an attempt to erase DEI from our culture, we are erasing Fairness, Leadership, Compassion, Integrity, Restitution, Stability, Respect, Initiative, Cooperativeness, and much, much more.
Photo via @fpwellman.bsky.social
Photo via @fpwellman.bsky.social
February 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
At the FBI Academy Quantico. This image is almost too on the nose. In an attempt to erase DEI from our culture, we are erasing Fairness, Leadership, Compassion, Integrity, Restitution, Stability, Respect, Initiative, Cooperativeness, and much, much more.
Photo via @fpwellman.bsky.social
Photo via @fpwellman.bsky.social
Here’s an image of my book in case it helps.
January 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Here’s an image of my book in case it helps.
I wish the whole more “masculine energy” thing just meant more Tim Walz.
January 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I wish the whole more “masculine energy” thing just meant more Tim Walz.
France has been a true leader on how to deal with billionaires since the guillotine.
January 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
France has been a true leader on how to deal with billionaires since the guillotine.
Fact-checking experiment over on threads:
January 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Fact-checking experiment over on threads:
Just heard Zuck’s announcement and immediately thought of this classic tweet about how being a billionaire is like having severe brain damage.
January 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just heard Zuck’s announcement and immediately thought of this classic tweet about how being a billionaire is like having severe brain damage.
It’s most accurate to call billionaires hoarders.
November 30, 2024 at 7:56 AM
It’s most accurate to call billionaires hoarders.
No champ, it doesn’t work that way. Even if she BEGS you to have sex without a condom, you still get to choose whether or not you do so. Her begging doesn’t force you to put your sperm in her vagina. You and only you are in charge of your own sperm. Also: Her orgasm can’t cause a pregnancy.
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
No champ, it doesn’t work that way. Even if she BEGS you to have sex without a condom, you still get to choose whether or not you do so. Her begging doesn’t force you to put your sperm in her vagina. You and only you are in charge of your own sperm. Also: Her orgasm can’t cause a pregnancy.
What is wrong with these people? You have more money than god, just go live out your atlas shrugged wet dream in a mountain valley somewhere and leave us alone.
November 22, 2024 at 8:56 PM
What is wrong with these people? You have more money than god, just go live out your atlas shrugged wet dream in a mountain valley somewhere and leave us alone.
Responding to the comment pictured. 1) I'm not suggesting you cut out everyone who voted differently. I'm suggesting accountability. Let's try removing the election from the equation to see if I can explain. Imagine if a friend from your knitting group started spreading lies about your child.
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November 19, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Responding to the comment pictured. 1) I'm not suggesting you cut out everyone who voted differently. I'm suggesting accountability. Let's try removing the election from the equation to see if I can explain. Imagine if a friend from your knitting group started spreading lies about your child.
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