“Let’s distill a wide spectrum of sexual expression down to two Rorschach ink blots and fuck you if you don’t see yourself inside them. Also, you’re a pervert!”

Basically, I’m chasing a hyper fem ideal highly informed by late nineties video games, and that’s why I’m out here taking gymnastics classes as a stiff bodied 34 year old shapeshifter.. 🤸🏻‍♀️😥

I want to be Kuja at the Iifa Tree, resplendent in his blouse and bikini kink, riding his silver dragon through the air with the sort of practiced and dramatic vacuity Paris Hilton might apply to a taxi ride.