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PerpendicularPotato
@desastahpotato.bsky.social
Mid 30s Artist/Writer woken from decade long slumber by gay pirates

FanFic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/PerpendicularPotato/works
Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/perpendicularpotatoes
I got Geralt, Gandalf and "Look Franz is here!" (? I believe the Kaiser Franz-Josef? Maybe? I don't even know—was very excited to see me though...)
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I don't think it fully registered with me when I first read it but thankfully I found it again because it's absolutely delightful 🥰
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Couple more pics
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I literally wore wig and leather jacket for 5 min today before getting it stuck in a zipper. And thought how the fuck does he handle it?

But then I remembered—no zippers. Brilliant Tactician indeed...
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
🥰
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Do expand it—the cropped image compression is very bad... 😅
October 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Just to be clear fic is omegaverse, but pre-canon and unrelated to the pic/bizarre college AU manga

But already fell into so many research rabbitholes—might as well do "wtd when your intimidating co-captain is actually an omega" eventually

Just realized I've yet to write anything co-captain era! 😱
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Also so still undecided if I want to address the issue of getting rid of urine when locked in your own cabin because the standard pirate can just piss out of the window is not an option when logically that would telegraph your heat smell to everyone...

I swear this isn't a piss fic... 😭😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
[2/2]

Longish dark-haired, tattooed, smoking, motorcycle-riding, working-class bad boy that everyone is terrified of bc of an overblown reputation turns out to be misunderstood omega softboy

vs

Blonde, rich college alpha not fitting in with rich peers finds out and wins him over with kindness
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I ENJOYED THE SHOUTING

thank you! Yeah was pretty excited when i got the idea for weird old-timey sea creature tattoos
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Because obviously the right time to finally try my hand at drawing in an Art Noveau style is when I'm drawing the filthiest thing I've ever drawn and won't be able to show (almost) anyone offline... 😅😂🤦🏼‍♀️

On the plus-side I'm happy with how it's coming along
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Am I a bond girl now?" 😳
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM