Did I hallucinate this or do people remember seeing old N64 and Sega Genesis stuff at Wal Marts around 2005ish? On God, I recall seeing that stuff back in the day.

The worst mechanic in role playing video games is equipment that modify prices at item shops. I feel ridiculous donning my trilby, stylish sunglasses, and bathrobe every time I buy and sell things in Fallout.

Is it controversial to suggest Lt. Sobel from "Band of Brothers" actually did a good job getting Easy Company ready for war? Obviously, he wasn't fit to command in combat, but Easy Company made out pretty well when it was all said and done.

I've been going to open mics around Fort Lauderdale this summer to just play music with strangers, and I am dreading having to play a bunch of Ozzy stuff all week.

The irony of me going onto my phone to tell people to go watch "Eddington" is not lost at me.

There is nothing worse than a rock musician singing the Great American Songbook. Similarly, I don't wanna hear Sinatra sing "Yesterday."

In my mind, there's only one right way to eat pretzel rods, and that way is holding it between your lips and fingers like a big cigar while making old timey gangster noises.