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eddie’s emergency quaaludes
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she/her. derryfacts2 from twitter and winchysteria from ao3 & tumblr. if there is no one writing about repression i am dead
if you see posts abt how it’s mean to say the minecraft movie is bad and we should let some things be for just kids: don’t worry, it genuinely is so awful that u come away from it with the impression that everyone involved in making it hates children
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
sitting in my desk chair like a youth pastor and giggling bc i keep making “i’m not your last, i’m your first” and “now that the competition is gone” kiss like two barbie dolls
March 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
u can tell when someone’s writing a kink from the heart. some freaknasty fic is like it’s a zoo, like look at how freaknasty this is, but if the author is pure in their soul it shines thru & ur like god of course bloodplay is the only reasonable conclusion 2 this type of love
March 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
evan buck buckley song
March 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
March 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
im a simple bitch, i see someone assigning the lyrics “like a dog with a bird at your door” to a pairing & i get a romantic tension headache
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
here’s more buddie from me, your close good friend and absent father barbie. xoxo archiveofourown.org/works/63942127
March 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
the thing about ai writing, which people keep insisting saves time, is that making this readable would be more frustrating and take longer than just expressing my point myself. you cannot edit this. you would have to throw out everything except the main point, which YOU entered
January 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
hersband and wife. is that anything
January 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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okay, fine. but i'm gonna complain the whole time.
you gotta live through the whole thing
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ok. it’s a LITTLE funny
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
gay brunch should feature things like such as: one baby belonging to the lesbians, showing whole table picture of cat in batman mask, accidentally shouting “im so sick of them, the whole squad is nonbinary” in a dennys in suburban indiana
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
literally what’s better than an in-character love confession by a character who isn’t very articulate or expressive or vulnerable
December 3, 2024 at 8:37 PM
when i have a baby in the sims it is sooooooo serious. i’ll show people screenshots of my perfect child like you’d show people pictures of your real kids. one of my friends was fully like “i don’t know what to say to you about this”
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 AM
emma swan from once upon a time should’ve been butch
November 18, 2024 at 8:50 PM
buddie isn’t officially queerbait until eddie goes to superhell in the series finale
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 AM
rewatching once upon a time just in case it was actually good and i simply forgot about that. it is still terrible but im well into season 2
November 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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The funniest thing I ever made
#buddie
November 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
my official childhood girl group phase diagnosis is buck spice girls and eddie destiny’s child. if you even care
November 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM