Can we just take a deep breath and agree that this STEM thing is actually improving the quality of humanity?

Next time HR calls, tell them, "You educate humans, you train dogs."

"Evil always contains the seeds of its own destruction. No matter how well planned, how foolproof an evil plan, no matter how apparently successful it may seem upon the way, in the end, it will founder on the rocks of iniquity and vanish." ~Aziraphale

Yea, you better believe that this is delicious!
sabrinacooks.com/garam-masala...

The country is on f**king fire, but here is a great potato soup recipe to help your inner child cope.
sabrinacooks.com/loaded-baked...

Tis' an omen of I'll tidings.

It's times like this when I miss my Napster server.

Sometimes, when I get bored on the road, I call the number on the "How's my Driving" bumper sticker to report that it is perfectly satisfactory, a solid B-.

A large family entered the library shortly before closing. They all dispersed to find books. The eldest teenager came to the desk and asking if we had any books on establishing boundaries.

A parent and their teenager came into the library today. The parent, dissatisfied with the teens grades picked out Don Quixote, A Tale of Two Cities, The Count of Monte Christo, and Crime and Punishment. The teen gets their PS5 back when the books are read. I hate the use of classics as punishment.

The library being "the last real third space" isn't a reason to keep adding new responsibilities to the library; it is a reason to create more third spaces.