I need… a humidifier

new brat city

my Grindr profile

(Oprah) why did you attack that boat, Gladys?

(Gladys the Orca) Oprah… my ex-husband was on that boat.

nyc right now

(left) i asked an AI last week what NYC will look like in a few decades

(right) actual image of midtown Manhattan today

smoke from Canadian wildfires has blanketed NYC in a thick smokey haze, blocking out the sun, and making air quality dangerously unhealthy (AQI: 159), but now the city smells like a campfire 📷: @GaryHershorn

nice startup you got there iterating on this one great product for years… would be a shame if someone made it a native feature/app on Apple devices

it won’t matter if a woman is clearly occupied while wearing an Apple Vision Pro… sadly, men will still find ways to interrupt her and waste her time

i’m so grateful for this spring weather in nyc, but all this pollen…

these trees, they’re trying to murder me

me integrating my shadow

who’s Todd?

is this The Good Place?