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if i had a million dollars i'd pay off all my friends' debts and mortages and buy a decently working vehicle and donate money and resources to schools

and buy a burl's art guitar
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
when

am

i

finally

going to

play this damn game
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
one of my fav vids of snakerer. the jank games are def the best
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
those are exactly my thoughts. I know warehouses would take a 30% cut for "hosting products" so online stores basically adopted that model too for their...digital...products.

but yeah, epic absolutely has problems but the fact that they only take 13% is a legit merit for them
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the steam cut will always be insane to me. 30% to just host your game?
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i am so mad jealous right now

(mine's comin in tomorrow!)
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
morsels, hell yeah
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
holy shit this looks sick as hell
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
dark souls 3 is so insanely good. you can tell fromsoft took a lot of lessons from bloodborne and incorporated them into DS3
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
exactly! It's a thing that contributes to a story even if it's not exactly broken down into the blueprints for how story is written (e.g. plot, climax, conclusion). A generic story can absolutely be highlighted if it's got great delivery
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ok i'd absolutely drive one of these things
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's interesting how great voice acting can really elevate a game. like even if a game isn't super hot, if it has great VO it can end up offering a great impression overall
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i'd agree but i also think that my brain processes babies as alien lifeforms so i'd just use 'it' the same way i'd probably talk if i saw a vortigaunt
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
rare's output during the n64 was genuinely insane. some of these ideas were super ambitious that it's no wonder why they didn't pan out, like unlocking things in tooie from dk64 and kazooie
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
definitely super slept on. The game's style sold it for me, and even though I suck at it, the game rules
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
is it even possible for someone to outmeme you
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
this is the type of account i LIVE for
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I hope it gets funded! I know kickstarter is both a blessing and a curse for visibility, but the game looks rad as hell, and I'd love to see it come to fruition! Good luck!
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i may follow suit! I've been more and more interested in linux lately, and I've heard mint is a great introduction to the linux switch
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
it should be illegal to be this funny
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
TORNEKO MY BELOVED

also hey what up obscure video gams
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
ok but for real that is some sick ass art
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM