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DerPlau
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Well, Andy’s just this guy, you know?
So, the man who claimed he could declassify documents with a thought claims it’s invalid to use an autopen. 🤔
March 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ok anyone who eats a hard boiled egg like that is a psychopath.
March 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Calamitous ORTBO will be the name of my next band.
February 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
And that, my friends, is what we call disruption.
January 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Reposted by DerPlau
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
January 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Reminder to self: Mavis Staples is not Mavis Beacon.
January 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
God Apple Intelligence’s summaries are just laughably bad. On average at least one of these every couple of days.
January 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Replace a sense in a song lyric. I’ll start:

The first time ever I smelled your face
November 22, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Apparently even those of us who didn’t quite make it into the first 10% are getting these now.
September 18, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Seriously folks can 599 of the smartest computer scientists on the planet not figure out autoindent?
November 20, 2023 at 6:32 PM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Can you join me in a note of congratulations for my (18yo) son, not to mention his lit teacher? No points for guessing what “Click Clack” refers to here.
October 27, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Okay a whole nother social media app basically so I can follow @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com again?

Seems fair.
October 17, 2023 at 1:55 PM