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Obviously, Beckenbauer a bit of a surprise there.
Carlos Zambrano
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Carlos Zambrano
Y'all are so unemployable for the rest of eternity, Sean Spicer looks comparatively sane. Leavitt was crafted in a lab to protect old white white men from accountability but she actually loves doing her job, which is comparatively insane.
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Y'all are so unemployable for the rest of eternity, Sean Spicer looks comparatively sane. Leavitt was crafted in a lab to protect old white white men from accountability but she actually loves doing her job, which is comparatively insane.
Gonna post this back at at y'all when Frankfurt fumbles the CL bag🤝
August 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gonna post this back at at y'all when Frankfurt fumbles the CL bag🤝
Mr. Meeks, I'll have you know simply being Meek isn't enough these days.. You are standing at the precipice of a huge decision: Will you oppose your own party member's success bc of his religious affiliation or will you stand fast against fascism as it tries to envelop your country?
July 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Mr. Meeks, I'll have you know simply being Meek isn't enough these days.. You are standing at the precipice of a huge decision: Will you oppose your own party member's success bc of his religious affiliation or will you stand fast against fascism as it tries to envelop your country?
Hey there, as a delusional person, this is deeply offensive to me. Please respect my personal beliefs such as the world being a kebab. Earthquakes are obviously up to 3 other gods ordering food all at once, the salad bar are what we see as stars. It's like you didn't even Google "Kebabology" once /s
June 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Hey there, as a delusional person, this is deeply offensive to me. Please respect my personal beliefs such as the world being a kebab. Earthquakes are obviously up to 3 other gods ordering food all at once, the salad bar are what we see as stars. It's like you didn't even Google "Kebabology" once /s
Unless Harold&Kumar or Big Lebowski is on, I'd recommend against trying to ascend to those levels. Elmo is high when he can get away with it and I don't think he has someone to tell him stop or desire to stay off it, and he won't unless him leading Tesla&SpaceX are contingent on drug tests.
June 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Unless Harold&Kumar or Big Lebowski is on, I'd recommend against trying to ascend to those levels. Elmo is high when he can get away with it and I don't think he has someone to tell him stop or desire to stay off it, and he won't unless him leading Tesla&SpaceX are contingent on drug tests.
Anyone who knows someone on drugs and saw him knew what they saw. Anyone who ever took drugs knows EXACTLY what they saw. This isn't the first time he's zonked out of mind in front of cameras or at the White House.
June 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anyone who knows someone on drugs and saw him knew what they saw. Anyone who ever took drugs knows EXACTLY what they saw. This isn't the first time he's zonked out of mind in front of cameras or at the White House.
This is exactly what the clown car of deplorables always wanted and every reactionary red meat/boner pill/truck nuts enjoyer on both sides of the Mississippi was secretly hoping for. The Venn diagram of people against gov overreach and cheering 4 cruelty against Latinos&Palestinians is a circle.
May 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This is exactly what the clown car of deplorables always wanted and every reactionary red meat/boner pill/truck nuts enjoyer on both sides of the Mississippi was secretly hoping for. The Venn diagram of people against gov overreach and cheering 4 cruelty against Latinos&Palestinians is a circle.
A second Elf has hit
May 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A second Elf has hit
Delighted & disillusioned tbh.
May 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Delighted & disillusioned tbh.
That car really embodies what the US looks like to everyone else on earth: 40-50 years in the past, bad design, faux wood panels4xtra *class* and no gov inspection service bc FREEDOM 🦅🔫🍗 "The gov telling me what to do with MUH AHHTOMOBEEEEL? OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MURICA! ISN'T THIS 'MUR-"
May 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
That car really embodies what the US looks like to everyone else on earth: 40-50 years in the past, bad design, faux wood panels4xtra *class* and no gov inspection service bc FREEDOM 🦅🔫🍗 "The gov telling me what to do with MUH AHHTOMOBEEEEL? OH I'M SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MURICA! ISN'T THIS 'MUR-"
I am not here anymore to support the team, I just need the social media person to explain to their boss (and that person to their boss) how unbelievably stupid you guys look. There isn't another team in the paddock with these poor performances and it's not even close.
May 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I am not here anymore to support the team, I just need the social media person to explain to their boss (and that person to their boss) how unbelievably stupid you guys look. There isn't another team in the paddock with these poor performances and it's not even close.
"Sir, a second Signal chat has hit"
April 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
"Sir, a second Signal chat has hit"
