derpgently.bsky.social
@derpgently.bsky.social
Meat Popsicle, player of games, reader of books, jaded optimist.
Just apropos of this point...
September 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Horseshit. Exactly who got fired for using some alternate phrasing to describe any word in this example:
August 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
June 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just assume there's going to be a chalk board at customs and they'll be updating the rates by country in real time like old school bookies.
May 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I saw a documentary about this once..
May 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yup. Hegseth would be concerned that this guy might not max his APT score at 5'5 110 lbs, to say nothing of looking like a scrawny nerd.
May 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
April 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'Anyway, that was the speech, please clap.'
April 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Definitely. I'd double down if I dared.

Also, it. Spelled with an 'a'
April 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
April 10, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Here's a sneak peak at the upcoming uniform update to match our high speed warrior ethos:
April 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
(Let me try that again with ALT text)

Lol, fair point. Where everyone else shows up looking like Khalid Sheikh Mohammad, he looks like he's on the red carpet.
February 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So a lot more Wagner on the schedule I'm guessing. Maybe redecorate with some vintage art.
February 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
(apologies to Linus, who seems like an ok guy)
February 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I worry they would be perfectly happy destroying the government for free.
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I just need one sleeve of tagalongs bro.
January 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Of all the things to be salty about... Like you noted, if someone hands you a box of Lego character parts, about the only clearly gender coded part is the hair, which is interchangeable.
January 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
January 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
It is a minor miracle that no one has died. If this continues it's only a matter of time. But even now this is damaging Israel's image in a way that is very bad for future support.
April 29, 2024 at 5:05 PM
April 19, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Here's the long term trend. Before you say 'but line goes up!', spare me.
April 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
If you can't handle me at my tuna nigiri, you don't deserve me at my o-toro.
April 6, 2024 at 1:28 AM
April 5, 2024 at 9:58 PM