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I say some very silly things cus I'm such a silly lobster-girl🏳️‍⚧️

I won't be on here consistently until Twitter falls. @derp_fish88

Join the Ourpl Gang if you want
https://discord.gg/cNp5Kg3zXE
What if we made out thwoppy style? 👉👈
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Who up thwompin they shi??
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I drew some lovely lobsters looking at lights.

🦞 💜 🦞
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know what's worse and more awkward than not addressing the elephant in the room? Addressing the elephant...by shooting it and letting it sit there...and then proceeding to not address the rotting elephant corpse in the room. Very hard to maintain a healthy relationship with someone who does that
an elephant and a crocodile are near a small pond
ALT: an elephant and a crocodile are near a small pond
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October 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Bruh why they gotta censor it???? 😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Married to the splooge, call that shi cummitment
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Yo @celestialsaori.bsky.social's art is pretty fire. Someone should go support her cus I really shouldn't be spending money so often.
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Anyone who's seen me irl knows I stand like this when I'm not watching my posture.
October 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"Hey have you heard about the large instruments factory down the street?"

"Yeah, I heard they accidentally made too many string instruments and had to throw a bunch out on the street."

"Man it's unfortunate because now it's causing a huge domestic violins problem in this town."
October 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
With the way I be throwing 'nades when I choke in shooters, you gotta be callin that shit my frag reflex
Scott The Woz Scott Wozniak GIF
ALT: Scott The Woz Scott Wozniak GIF
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September 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It's alright to be a little late to things because sometimes you're just too busy taking shits and not giving them.
September 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Been needing this in my life for like few months or somethin
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hello everyone. I just had a vision from Jesus while I was zooted on DP and he just told me that The Rapture will only happen once Donald J Trump releases the full, unredacted, non-edited, Epstein files.

It can not happen any other way.

Release the files or the Second Coming will never happen.
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tf is Cheryl doin down there???

I swear these two be dating. Cuddling up on the eggies.
September 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Man I want my twitter to get unsuspended, I kinda wanna post hole on there
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Drew this today gang
September 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Got damn Winston! You on fire!! 🐶 🔥 🔥
September 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Well considering I can't really do anything on my twitter cus it's suspended, I might just have to get freaky on here now...

DONALD TRUMP IS FUCKING SATAN AND SATAN IS PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
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September 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
75 bucks all for a bit of peak

hmmm...
August 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I wish I could explain to the people I play CoD ranked with that my skill levels work like this
August 25, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Got my ass suspended on twitter. Not sure what for. But uhhhh new pfp I guess
August 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Check out this shabingle worthy speech I wrote for school
November 22, 2024 at 12:05 AM