At least it would be frozen.

I'm up for another double inversion!

Lasers mounted on forams?
The ultimate zooplankton.
Isn't evolution amazing?

We have a dog for a mayor. Can’t even drive :o)

I think we are only posting cats. Wait, maybe I misread the instructions ...

I think the prior COP28 session on addressing global food insecurity had a talk titled 'Why caviar?'

Because you can sling a net between the two hulls to hold all your millions safe and away from the 99%.

'de-carbonize'
whatever
it is late
I should be making like a cat. Except I think I'll skip the tuna dreams.

What could possibly be sub-optimal with flying 70,000 attendees flying around the world ... for the 28th time ... to highlight the need for reductions in carbon emissions.

At least for marine invertebrates, some combination of the relative infrequency of major mass extinctions over the past ~200Ma in conjunction with maximum continental fragmentation (and maximum habitat diversity) allowed for that long rise to today:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...

Every little helps.
In this vein -- instead of Musk going to Mars (which would shrink the Earth's orbit to preserve total angular momentum), I propose that he goes live on the surface of Mercury.

Presumably daytime launches have the effect of very slightly increasing the mean distance from the Sun that the Earth orbits.
We should definitely mitigate CO2-drive warming by changing our orbit. Much easier than getting anyone to ... you know ... shift to a lower consumption lifestyle.