Derp Cade
@derpcade.bsky.social
19, Plane/Train/Tank enthusiast, Foxhole player, medically diagnosed Utahn (it's terminal)
((I may like or post suggestive content, because I am an adult))
LOVE BOTH // GET NEITHER
((I may like or post suggestive content, because I am an adult))
LOVE BOTH // GET NEITHER
Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years
June 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Went to the doctor the other day. As it would turn out, I have depression and severe anxiety and that's why I've been struggling so hard for the past few years
Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual
June 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Pride month is here. I will be approximately 30.1% more gay than usual
Gonna level with y'all, I have no fucking idea how to use this type of social media
May 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Gonna level with y'all, I have no fucking idea how to use this type of social media
Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago.
Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
May 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Sunset painting I made for mother's day like.. three years ago.
Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
Went with a sunset cause its really the only thing I can paint well, as I am NOT a trained artist by any means
Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients
Life is good, I think
Life is good, I think
May 15, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Got approved for a free government phone AND I got an appointment with a GP who's currently accepting new patients
Life is good, I think
Life is good, I think
Thank god for this new chief, who's going to finally put the hurt on the rampant druggie town of..
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Salt Lake City
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Salt Lake City
New SLC police chief on crime, public safety and the future.
New police chief sends a message: ‘You don’t come to Salt Lake City to deal drugs and use drugs’
New SLC police chief on crime, public safety and the future.
www.sltrib.com
May 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Thank god for this new chief, who's going to finally put the hurt on the rampant druggie town of..
*checks notes*
Salt Lake City
*checks notes*
Salt Lake City
Trump has never played Victoria 3 and it shows
April 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Trump has never played Victoria 3 and it shows
Explosions in the sky
April 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Explosions in the sky
This is NOT a good year to be a Utahn
March 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is NOT a good year to be a Utahn
"Man, low gravity makes maneuvering our spacecraft difficult! If only there was a way to make minute and controlled adjustments in every axis of movement!"
The dependable RCS thruster:
The dependable RCS thruster:
January 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Man, low gravity makes maneuvering our spacecraft difficult! If only there was a way to make minute and controlled adjustments in every axis of movement!"
The dependable RCS thruster:
The dependable RCS thruster:
The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right
January 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The guys in charge of my future just officially ""ended"" the "trans argument" by ratifying transphobia and they couldn't even get the fucking science about it right
Our politicians doing a better job at dismantling the country and radicalizing the population than any enemy spy could ever dream of was not something I expected to happen in my lifetime
January 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Our politicians doing a better job at dismantling the country and radicalizing the population than any enemy spy could ever dream of was not something I expected to happen in my lifetime
We need more silly pickup lines.
Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing"
Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing"
January 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We need more silly pickup lines.
Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing"
Fuck saying shit like "[GENDER] are you a truck cause I want to ride you for hours" I'm gonna roll up pulling the worst rizz face youve ever seen saying "Dude are you a math test cause I have no idea what I'm doing"
I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me
January 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have no idea who made this but it's literally me so I edited it in GIMP to make it even more literally me
Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion
today was a good day
today was a good day
December 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Walked a mile to the local park, went sledding on the worst snow known to man, ate shit on a poorly made ramp twice and injured my back, walked uphill back to my home and immediately passed out from exhaustion
today was a good day
today was a good day
I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck
I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
December 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I hardly ever hear anyone talking about the AMX-30 series of main battle tanks, which is a damn shame because they're cool as fuck
I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
I mean, they have a fucking 20mm autocannon as a coaxial, cause the designers felt tank needed the ability to engage *helicopters*
thank you mogwai very cool
December 10, 2024 at 4:08 AM
thank you mogwai very cool
I'm like one of those twitter gimmick accounts except my gimmick is that I'm fucking stupid
November 26, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I'm like one of those twitter gimmick accounts except my gimmick is that I'm fucking stupid
The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him
November 26, 2024 at 6:03 AM
The fool taunts my corpse, unaware of the horror approaching behind him
