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October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I uhh... think he has a unicorn fungi
33. Kitten Lost Her Box
This was... okay? Not that the game design was bad or anything. But it all felt a bit too simple and basic for my taste to he frank.
6/10
This was... okay? Not that the game design was bad or anything. But it all felt a bit too simple and basic for my taste to he frank.
6/10
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
33. Kitten Lost Her Box
This was... okay? Not that the game design was bad or anything. But it all felt a bit too simple and basic for my taste to he frank.
6/10
This was... okay? Not that the game design was bad or anything. But it all felt a bit too simple and basic for my taste to he frank.
6/10
32. Shotgun Cop Man
The controls are a bit weird at first. But once I got the hang of it, it was really fun to navigate the levels! I felt like a badass when I shot at the enemies mid-air! It is rather simple in the end, but it works.
7.5/10
The controls are a bit weird at first. But once I got the hang of it, it was really fun to navigate the levels! I felt like a badass when I shot at the enemies mid-air! It is rather simple in the end, but it works.
7.5/10
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
32. Shotgun Cop Man
The controls are a bit weird at first. But once I got the hang of it, it was really fun to navigate the levels! I felt like a badass when I shot at the enemies mid-air! It is rather simple in the end, but it works.
7.5/10
The controls are a bit weird at first. But once I got the hang of it, it was really fun to navigate the levels! I felt like a badass when I shot at the enemies mid-air! It is rather simple in the end, but it works.
7.5/10
31. Super Mariomon
Oh my goodness this was a blast! I really loved how instead of just putting Mario stuff in the Pokemon world, they made it feel like a genuine cross over! While it is a simple "collect 8 badges and fight the champion" story, there was so much love and care into it!
10/10
Oh my goodness this was a blast! I really loved how instead of just putting Mario stuff in the Pokemon world, they made it feel like a genuine cross over! While it is a simple "collect 8 badges and fight the champion" story, there was so much love and care into it!
10/10
August 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
31. Super Mariomon
Oh my goodness this was a blast! I really loved how instead of just putting Mario stuff in the Pokemon world, they made it feel like a genuine cross over! While it is a simple "collect 8 badges and fight the champion" story, there was so much love and care into it!
10/10
Oh my goodness this was a blast! I really loved how instead of just putting Mario stuff in the Pokemon world, they made it feel like a genuine cross over! While it is a simple "collect 8 badges and fight the champion" story, there was so much love and care into it!
10/10
30. Bowser's Fury
My gods this game is so good! I was wondering how'd they turn the mechanics of a simple point A-B platformer into a collectathon. But they really pulled it off!
It's a bit short, but I feel like it's than dragging it out more than it needs to he.
9/10
My gods this game is so good! I was wondering how'd they turn the mechanics of a simple point A-B platformer into a collectathon. But they really pulled it off!
It's a bit short, but I feel like it's than dragging it out more than it needs to he.
9/10
August 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
30. Bowser's Fury
My gods this game is so good! I was wondering how'd they turn the mechanics of a simple point A-B platformer into a collectathon. But they really pulled it off!
It's a bit short, but I feel like it's than dragging it out more than it needs to he.
9/10
My gods this game is so good! I was wondering how'd they turn the mechanics of a simple point A-B platformer into a collectathon. But they really pulled it off!
It's a bit short, but I feel like it's than dragging it out more than it needs to he.
9/10
29. Tightrope Theater
While a cute premise and fun gameplay, my thoughts are similar to Duke Dashington. Fun ways to mix it up, but doesn't feel like it did much to stand out. Still a fun time killer.
7/10
While a cute premise and fun gameplay, my thoughts are similar to Duke Dashington. Fun ways to mix it up, but doesn't feel like it did much to stand out. Still a fun time killer.
7/10
July 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
29. Tightrope Theater
While a cute premise and fun gameplay, my thoughts are similar to Duke Dashington. Fun ways to mix it up, but doesn't feel like it did much to stand out. Still a fun time killer.
7/10
While a cute premise and fun gameplay, my thoughts are similar to Duke Dashington. Fun ways to mix it up, but doesn't feel like it did much to stand out. Still a fun time killer.
7/10
28. Duke Dashington Remasterd
Thought this was an enjoyable time killer. I liked the simplicity of the puzzles and the mechanics. Along with the timer to keep me on my feet. But I don't know, kind of gotten a bit repetative to some extent. Good pallete cleanser.
7/10
Thought this was an enjoyable time killer. I liked the simplicity of the puzzles and the mechanics. Along with the timer to keep me on my feet. But I don't know, kind of gotten a bit repetative to some extent. Good pallete cleanser.
7/10
July 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
28. Duke Dashington Remasterd
Thought this was an enjoyable time killer. I liked the simplicity of the puzzles and the mechanics. Along with the timer to keep me on my feet. But I don't know, kind of gotten a bit repetative to some extent. Good pallete cleanser.
7/10
Thought this was an enjoyable time killer. I liked the simplicity of the puzzles and the mechanics. Along with the timer to keep me on my feet. But I don't know, kind of gotten a bit repetative to some extent. Good pallete cleanser.
7/10
27. Tiny Dangerous Dungeons Remake
This was a cute little adventure game! Loved seeking out the secrets hidden as I stumbled my way through the dungeon! It does nothing much to stand out, but still a fun ride regardless.
7.5/10
This was a cute little adventure game! Loved seeking out the secrets hidden as I stumbled my way through the dungeon! It does nothing much to stand out, but still a fun ride regardless.
7.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
27. Tiny Dangerous Dungeons Remake
This was a cute little adventure game! Loved seeking out the secrets hidden as I stumbled my way through the dungeon! It does nothing much to stand out, but still a fun ride regardless.
7.5/10
This was a cute little adventure game! Loved seeking out the secrets hidden as I stumbled my way through the dungeon! It does nothing much to stand out, but still a fun ride regardless.
7.5/10
26. Dreams of Aether
I just grabbed this since it was free for a bit. Despite me knowing nothing of the "... of Aether" games, this was still a fun time. Thought the story was cute and found myself scrambling with the microgaves with glee!
8/10
I just grabbed this since it was free for a bit. Despite me knowing nothing of the "... of Aether" games, this was still a fun time. Thought the story was cute and found myself scrambling with the microgaves with glee!
8/10
July 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
26. Dreams of Aether
I just grabbed this since it was free for a bit. Despite me knowing nothing of the "... of Aether" games, this was still a fun time. Thought the story was cute and found myself scrambling with the microgaves with glee!
8/10
I just grabbed this since it was free for a bit. Despite me knowing nothing of the "... of Aether" games, this was still a fun time. Thought the story was cute and found myself scrambling with the microgaves with glee!
8/10
25. Everhood 2
As much as Ioved the first game. This... was a bit of a disappointment.
They did improve the gameplay a lot! I love the risk vs reward for building up your attacks! And world is fun to explore. But the story was everywhere. I heard it's meant to be an allegory, I don't see it
7/10
As much as Ioved the first game. This... was a bit of a disappointment.
They did improve the gameplay a lot! I love the risk vs reward for building up your attacks! And world is fun to explore. But the story was everywhere. I heard it's meant to be an allegory, I don't see it
7/10
July 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
25. Everhood 2
As much as Ioved the first game. This... was a bit of a disappointment.
They did improve the gameplay a lot! I love the risk vs reward for building up your attacks! And world is fun to explore. But the story was everywhere. I heard it's meant to be an allegory, I don't see it
7/10
As much as Ioved the first game. This... was a bit of a disappointment.
They did improve the gameplay a lot! I love the risk vs reward for building up your attacks! And world is fun to explore. But the story was everywhere. I heard it's meant to be an allegory, I don't see it
7/10
24. Nuclear Cheetah
Okay this could use some more love! The writing a bit clunky. The animations are rough, but there's a lot of genuine charm to it. And the gameplay is AWSOME!!
The guy nailed the speed and movement! I didn't complain when I needed to get more S ranks because of it.
9/10
Okay this could use some more love! The writing a bit clunky. The animations are rough, but there's a lot of genuine charm to it. And the gameplay is AWSOME!!
The guy nailed the speed and movement! I didn't complain when I needed to get more S ranks because of it.
9/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
24. Nuclear Cheetah
Okay this could use some more love! The writing a bit clunky. The animations are rough, but there's a lot of genuine charm to it. And the gameplay is AWSOME!!
The guy nailed the speed and movement! I didn't complain when I needed to get more S ranks because of it.
9/10
Okay this could use some more love! The writing a bit clunky. The animations are rough, but there's a lot of genuine charm to it. And the gameplay is AWSOME!!
The guy nailed the speed and movement! I didn't complain when I needed to get more S ranks because of it.
9/10
23. Super Bernie World
This is just simply a Mario clone nearly 1:1. Not in level design, but with all the elements of it. It was simple, yet enjoyable. Good way to kill an afternoon and as a palete clenser.
But hey, I won't say no to something that pokes fun of Trump
7.5/10
This is just simply a Mario clone nearly 1:1. Not in level design, but with all the elements of it. It was simple, yet enjoyable. Good way to kill an afternoon and as a palete clenser.
But hey, I won't say no to something that pokes fun of Trump
7.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
23. Super Bernie World
This is just simply a Mario clone nearly 1:1. Not in level design, but with all the elements of it. It was simple, yet enjoyable. Good way to kill an afternoon and as a palete clenser.
But hey, I won't say no to something that pokes fun of Trump
7.5/10
This is just simply a Mario clone nearly 1:1. Not in level design, but with all the elements of it. It was simple, yet enjoyable. Good way to kill an afternoon and as a palete clenser.
But hey, I won't say no to something that pokes fun of Trump
7.5/10
22. Deltarune: The Upper Hand
Okay I'd also love to see a full chapter of this! You can tell a lot of care into it! Loved the overall atmosphere. Attacks are simple yet hard to master. And I felt bad for Sockswald at the end.
9/10
Okay I'd also love to see a full chapter of this! You can tell a lot of care into it! Loved the overall atmosphere. Attacks are simple yet hard to master. And I felt bad for Sockswald at the end.
9/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
22. Deltarune: The Upper Hand
Okay I'd also love to see a full chapter of this! You can tell a lot of care into it! Loved the overall atmosphere. Attacks are simple yet hard to master. And I felt bad for Sockswald at the end.
9/10
Okay I'd also love to see a full chapter of this! You can tell a lot of care into it! Loved the overall atmosphere. Attacks are simple yet hard to master. And I felt bad for Sockswald at the end.
9/10
21. Incidence Spamton Fight + Mari-Neo-Ette Takeover
Overall, it was okay. While the attacks where decent, the story felt a bit weird and hard to follow. Yeah, this feels like a joke game and was based off of a fan fiction. But my point still stands.
Curious to see their Junkil game though!
6.5/10
Overall, it was okay. While the attacks where decent, the story felt a bit weird and hard to follow. Yeah, this feels like a joke game and was based off of a fan fiction. But my point still stands.
Curious to see their Junkil game though!
6.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
21. Incidence Spamton Fight + Mari-Neo-Ette Takeover
Overall, it was okay. While the attacks where decent, the story felt a bit weird and hard to follow. Yeah, this feels like a joke game and was based off of a fan fiction. But my point still stands.
Curious to see their Junkil game though!
6.5/10
Overall, it was okay. While the attacks where decent, the story felt a bit weird and hard to follow. Yeah, this feels like a joke game and was based off of a fan fiction. But my point still stands.
Curious to see their Junkil game though!
6.5/10
20. Deltarune:Reimagined - ANGELIC ALTERCATION
I'd really love to see this as a full chapter! Even though it's very short, the writing and attacks where very stellar! Got me excited over ZET's (creator of the game) new game, Lambdarune being finished!
Also how did people guess Ch4's theme?
8.5/10
I'd really love to see this as a full chapter! Even though it's very short, the writing and attacks where very stellar! Got me excited over ZET's (creator of the game) new game, Lambdarune being finished!
Also how did people guess Ch4's theme?
8.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
20. Deltarune:Reimagined - ANGELIC ALTERCATION
I'd really love to see this as a full chapter! Even though it's very short, the writing and attacks where very stellar! Got me excited over ZET's (creator of the game) new game, Lambdarune being finished!
Also how did people guess Ch4's theme?
8.5/10
I'd really love to see this as a full chapter! Even though it's very short, the writing and attacks where very stellar! Got me excited over ZET's (creator of the game) new game, Lambdarune being finished!
Also how did people guess Ch4's theme?
8.5/10
19. DELTARUNE: Spamton Restitched
Playing this with a controller (Steam Deck) was a bit weird. But I loved the twist on the shooting mechanic! Though it's clearly rough and some attacks was a bit mean, I feel like this is a fun game to pass the time before Chapter 5.
7.5/10
Playing this with a controller (Steam Deck) was a bit weird. But I loved the twist on the shooting mechanic! Though it's clearly rough and some attacks was a bit mean, I feel like this is a fun game to pass the time before Chapter 5.
7.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
19. DELTARUNE: Spamton Restitched
Playing this with a controller (Steam Deck) was a bit weird. But I loved the twist on the shooting mechanic! Though it's clearly rough and some attacks was a bit mean, I feel like this is a fun game to pass the time before Chapter 5.
7.5/10
Playing this with a controller (Steam Deck) was a bit weird. But I loved the twist on the shooting mechanic! Though it's clearly rough and some attacks was a bit mean, I feel like this is a fun game to pass the time before Chapter 5.
7.5/10
18. ANTONBLAST 64
Having 2D mechanics and world translated to 3D felt a bit tripy. A really fun proof of concept! But it did feel a bit wonky given how fresh my playthrough/muscle memory of ANTONBLAST was on my mind.
Also having Gianni voice Satan here was genuinely surprising!
7.5/10
Having 2D mechanics and world translated to 3D felt a bit tripy. A really fun proof of concept! But it did feel a bit wonky given how fresh my playthrough/muscle memory of ANTONBLAST was on my mind.
Also having Gianni voice Satan here was genuinely surprising!
7.5/10
July 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
18. ANTONBLAST 64
Having 2D mechanics and world translated to 3D felt a bit tripy. A really fun proof of concept! But it did feel a bit wonky given how fresh my playthrough/muscle memory of ANTONBLAST was on my mind.
Also having Gianni voice Satan here was genuinely surprising!
7.5/10
Having 2D mechanics and world translated to 3D felt a bit tripy. A really fun proof of concept! But it did feel a bit wonky given how fresh my playthrough/muscle memory of ANTONBLAST was on my mind.
Also having Gianni voice Satan here was genuinely surprising!
7.5/10
17. Crumble
It took a bit for me tk get used to. But once I'd gotten the hang of it, I found myself just SOARING across the levels! I love that there's a lot of tricks you can do if you're good enough!
Crumbling world was a bit annoying at times. But it also worked with the mechanics
8/10
It took a bit for me tk get used to. But once I'd gotten the hang of it, I found myself just SOARING across the levels! I love that there's a lot of tricks you can do if you're good enough!
Crumbling world was a bit annoying at times. But it also worked with the mechanics
8/10
July 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
17. Crumble
It took a bit for me tk get used to. But once I'd gotten the hang of it, I found myself just SOARING across the levels! I love that there's a lot of tricks you can do if you're good enough!
Crumbling world was a bit annoying at times. But it also worked with the mechanics
8/10
It took a bit for me tk get used to. But once I'd gotten the hang of it, I found myself just SOARING across the levels! I love that there's a lot of tricks you can do if you're good enough!
Crumbling world was a bit annoying at times. But it also worked with the mechanics
8/10
16. Neko Navy
A cute yet challenger shoot-em-up that had my addiction for a bit. I felt like I just needed one more round, I'd win! And getting better every time.
But it's a bit one note though. Even with different cats with different abilities to choose from. Wouldn't go back it.
7/10
A cute yet challenger shoot-em-up that had my addiction for a bit. I felt like I just needed one more round, I'd win! And getting better every time.
But it's a bit one note though. Even with different cats with different abilities to choose from. Wouldn't go back it.
7/10
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
16. Neko Navy
A cute yet challenger shoot-em-up that had my addiction for a bit. I felt like I just needed one more round, I'd win! And getting better every time.
But it's a bit one note though. Even with different cats with different abilities to choose from. Wouldn't go back it.
7/10
A cute yet challenger shoot-em-up that had my addiction for a bit. I felt like I just needed one more round, I'd win! And getting better every time.
But it's a bit one note though. Even with different cats with different abilities to choose from. Wouldn't go back it.
7/10
Cheating since this is a gif
June 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cheating since this is a gif
Where did you get that pin? I demand answers!!
June 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Where did you get that pin? I demand answers!!