Derkusanthropus
@derkusanthropus.bsky.social
Freak. He/Him/Whatever. Wrong side of 37. Mostly here to praise The BitterKarella, step sideways through life and if possible, enjoy big bitches. 🔞🔞 NSFW material may be reposted or liked here. Engage Great Filter at your convenience.🔞🔞
There's almost no one I couldn't vote for to get away from you. And almost 200k people share that sentiment too.
Now book a plane to South Africa.
And don't show your creep ass in NYC ever again.
Now book a plane to South Africa.
And don't show your creep ass in NYC ever again.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
There's almost no one I couldn't vote for to get away from you. And almost 200k people share that sentiment too.
Now book a plane to South Africa.
And don't show your creep ass in NYC ever again.
Now book a plane to South Africa.
And don't show your creep ass in NYC ever again.
The Sausages of Bangers and Mash wouldn't be a thing if the Romans didn't bring actual cuisine with them in their 400 year occupation. British wine wouldn't be a thing if they didn't bring grapes with them. The hell even would be a theoretical purely British food?
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Sausages of Bangers and Mash wouldn't be a thing if the Romans didn't bring actual cuisine with them in their 400 year occupation. British wine wouldn't be a thing if they didn't bring grapes with them. The hell even would be a theoretical purely British food?
Did they remember the games the government has played with Tiktok? A much more relevant and lucrative social media service than Blusky with normal mods ever could be? Do you really think they would willingly take on that world of shit even if they had souls?
October 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Did they remember the games the government has played with Tiktok? A much more relevant and lucrative social media service than Blusky with normal mods ever could be? Do you really think they would willingly take on that world of shit even if they had souls?
Have you considered the possibility of doing the Caine or Lilith Route of just being Cursed by an Entity with Blood Thirst? Because theoretically you can just awaken as a Mage with your Focus being Vampirism. You might not be that powerful at the start, but that's what Seeking can help you get.
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Have you considered the possibility of doing the Caine or Lilith Route of just being Cursed by an Entity with Blood Thirst? Because theoretically you can just awaken as a Mage with your Focus being Vampirism. You might not be that powerful at the start, but that's what Seeking can help you get.
Sire, you write books and create art, maybe you can direct plays too. Another Niche may be calling your name again.
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Sire, you write books and create art, maybe you can direct plays too. Another Niche may be calling your name again.
The VTM Fan at least gets the satisfaction of seeing Paradox suffer for its hubris for almost a full decade in pushing a small, inexperienced dev out once their time tables are fucked and then walking back horrid DLC practices for clans. Bethesda hasn't felt Starfield in comparison.
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The VTM Fan at least gets the satisfaction of seeing Paradox suffer for its hubris for almost a full decade in pushing a small, inexperienced dev out once their time tables are fucked and then walking back horrid DLC practices for clans. Bethesda hasn't felt Starfield in comparison.
Your sire typically drains you dry, then gives you a portion of their blood to make you a vampire one generation above them in regular rules. You may have heard a house rule that says it can be drunk, but usually the Childe to be has to die which makes willing ingesting rather difficult.
October 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Your sire typically drains you dry, then gives you a portion of their blood to make you a vampire one generation above them in regular rules. You may have heard a house rule that says it can be drunk, but usually the Childe to be has to die which makes willing ingesting rather difficult.
Don't forget the dumb fuck question givers. "Do you think a Mayor should be in a parade? Do you think the Mayor should march in all Parades like a Geriatric Cheerleader? Do you have any imaginary Parades you want to boycott?" Motherfucker, can I have a good job that pays me enough to live?
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Don't forget the dumb fuck question givers. "Do you think a Mayor should be in a parade? Do you think the Mayor should march in all Parades like a Geriatric Cheerleader? Do you have any imaginary Parades you want to boycott?" Motherfucker, can I have a good job that pays me enough to live?
Also potency of Blood might throw a wrench into Embrace as Methuselah and Antediluvian blood seems to still have like sapience to it for it to last in containers for years like The True Vessel. If you got your hands on some Anti blood, you're more than likely just going to be Diablerized than vamp.
October 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Also potency of Blood might throw a wrench into Embrace as Methuselah and Antediluvian blood seems to still have like sapience to it for it to last in containers for years like The True Vessel. If you got your hands on some Anti blood, you're more than likely just going to be Diablerized than vamp.
Well traditionally it has to be a fully system flush. Like all human blood replaced by all Kindred blood for a true Embrace. So a machine that kills you and fills you with kindred blood is gonna have to do the artificial cursing. Drinking the same vampire's blood is just gonna make you Blood Bonded.
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Well traditionally it has to be a fully system flush. Like all human blood replaced by all Kindred blood for a true Embrace. So a machine that kills you and fills you with kindred blood is gonna have to do the artificial cursing. Drinking the same vampire's blood is just gonna make you Blood Bonded.
Unfortunately you can't really store it without magic because outside of a vampire, Vitae loses potency faster than Milk Curdles. Now a Mage with Time Sphere manipulation storage could keep the blood in the same moment it was shed possibly forever and now we're talking.
October 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Unfortunately you can't really store it without magic because outside of a vampire, Vitae loses potency faster than Milk Curdles. Now a Mage with Time Sphere manipulation storage could keep the blood in the same moment it was shed possibly forever and now we're talking.
Sire, someone cut off the thumbs of a bunch of corpses and they sprouted bodies to run for office!
October 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sire, someone cut off the thumbs of a bunch of corpses and they sprouted bodies to run for office!
They're just going to make my illegal amateur smut more profitable. And I have 20 years worth of Deviant Art to peddle!
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
They're just going to make my illegal amateur smut more profitable. And I have 20 years worth of Deviant Art to peddle!
Sire, you can't just spoil your next book where a giant dick whale terrorizes the waters and airspace around America.
October 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sire, you can't just spoil your next book where a giant dick whale terrorizes the waters and airspace around America.
There's monster fucking and then there's Competing with Zeus in fucking anything they conceivably can every second.
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There's monster fucking and then there's Competing with Zeus in fucking anything they conceivably can every second.
The Comedy Czar is still hanging out with Thiel even if he called him weird for doing antichrist ted talks. Rogan ain't backing out of this shit when his "Austin Scene" has Kill Tony screeching abuse and slurs to jack off the base and Government kooks every episode.
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Comedy Czar is still hanging out with Thiel even if he called him weird for doing antichrist ted talks. Rogan ain't backing out of this shit when his "Austin Scene" has Kill Tony screeching abuse and slurs to jack off the base and Government kooks every episode.
Wait, Web/Comic Artists are the true inheritors of Social Media? Then I don't want a Jim Davis, you and Ethan have done enough to make your own Vegas, Sire.
October 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Wait, Web/Comic Artists are the true inheritors of Social Media? Then I don't want a Jim Davis, you and Ethan have done enough to make your own Vegas, Sire.
They never really make the fucking thing anymore, just somehow CEOship exchanges hands until a chode is in the hotseat and they need to have an enemy to the point where they will run the company into the ground to go after it.
October 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
They never really make the fucking thing anymore, just somehow CEOship exchanges hands until a chode is in the hotseat and they need to have an enemy to the point where they will run the company into the ground to go after it.
Let's not forget the joys of Veterans that survive destroying their bodies and minds for the state have in claiming their "VA Benefits" even when the government is open. Like how many times lack of a magical "in-service event" could be pointed to like PTSD hasn't been an accepted theory for years.
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Let's not forget the joys of Veterans that survive destroying their bodies and minds for the state have in claiming their "VA Benefits" even when the government is open. Like how many times lack of a magical "in-service event" could be pointed to like PTSD hasn't been an accepted theory for years.
Every time the Supreme Court has said police have "no specific legal duty to individuals" like protection or service, this is what it actually meant. A local force waiting for an authoritarian to be used against the public, and Pritzker is quietly capitulating with every officer here.
October 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every time the Supreme Court has said police have "no specific legal duty to individuals" like protection or service, this is what it actually meant. A local force waiting for an authoritarian to be used against the public, and Pritzker is quietly capitulating with every officer here.
Its the brother Brother/Sister that is sending me right now. Sire, we used to seek out dangerous people in seedy locations to endanger ourselves seeking false salvation, but there's people that just look for an app to do the derangement for them.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Its the brother Brother/Sister that is sending me right now. Sire, we used to seek out dangerous people in seedy locations to endanger ourselves seeking false salvation, but there's people that just look for an app to do the derangement for them.
No credit as a source, no immaculate picture of you in the background looking on approving/mockingly. You're basically the origin of the science, Sire!
October 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
No credit as a source, no immaculate picture of you in the background looking on approving/mockingly. You're basically the origin of the science, Sire!
At least there's always enough that either work into it, or return to the Second Oldest Profession of Poisoner. Meanwhile I don't know how many Folk music take to its true calling that Maggie's Farm ushered in hating or quitting a job.
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
At least there's always enough that either work into it, or return to the Second Oldest Profession of Poisoner. Meanwhile I don't know how many Folk music take to its true calling that Maggie's Farm ushered in hating or quitting a job.