Derek
derkdougls.bsky.social
Derek
@derkdougls.bsky.social
"frankie"

i'm assuming my students will never get on this app so we're going real name
Let me reach out to some tie printers and see exactly what they would need. I know this is standard proportions for a neck tie, but they might need something bigger. Also attaching a reference, I once found a similar tie in a store but it wasn't in the right color, I'm looking for a pastel yellow
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This picture would have got a lot of use if I was still a part of that weird group of people on Twitter who pretended to be reformed Christian versions of superheros and I got to be Spider-Man
August 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Also this tie in either color, as long as it matches one
July 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I do not know who to believe
July 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Never buying a $2 watermelon again
July 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just realized as I've been less and less online, I haven't told anyone I got a new dog by way of my fiance. Anyway, this is Dovah D the Notorious D O G with her favorite job as a dish washer and being in the bed
July 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
am i finally free? can i... quit?
June 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nova lines up her toys so they can see out of the window, too
June 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If this is the actual for sure offical album artwork for Breach, it's an absolutely monumental day for this band because it's the first album artwork that isn't god fucking awful, glad they finally learned after sixteen years
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Or you could, I don't know know, Google a picture from the 1950s?
April 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I wish I was as jacked as my dog
April 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I thought the whole thing was Trump was good for the economy
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mr Green, I'm colorblind, please tell me what this is
March 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
March 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Boy, do I know it
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I BUILT A DOOR everyone tell me how cool I am, it works and everything
March 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I just want everyone to know I look at this picture longingly while I'm at work like a WW2 fighter pilot looking at his side piece in a locket before he goes down with the plane
March 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I built a door over my week off work but ran out of time to put the hardware on and hang it up but also I don't have space to just have a door lying around so I've opened the existing door and just kind of put the new one in and let me tell you, I'm in love
March 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mr Green, I'm not sure if Mummy Pig having another child is worthy of your anger, but I get it
February 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I wanted to try that trend where you look in the past on Google Earth for yourself or them at your grandparents house only to be reminded that my Meme's step sons were a bunch of anti government whack jobs that shot at anyone who came on their private road so I'll never get to see our home again
February 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bitch, aren't you supposed to be dead?
February 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
don't tempt me, Satan
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Then wtf is this
February 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
FIRST CUTS OF MY SOLID WOOD DOORS MADE, FOUR DOWN A HUNDRED MORE TO GO
February 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Why is this 7th grade using his free time from Zearn to watch Trump sign executive orders
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM