Does it come with a single sealed drinking straw of beer?

SHARK TREK!

I mean, Best Buy at least does *sell* toasters. For that matter, I fully expect that the number of old computers/keyboards they’ve received that were shedding crumbs is nonzero

Bro!

Scoring a goal by attempting to pass across the front of the net and missing badly

Judo, because falling over can be fun

It is a delightfully festive obsession, and I always enjoy watching the tree gradually develop into a carefully curated concentration of colourful Christmas cheer 😁

It was indeed Most Excellent

Such good doggo! So glad she made it safely to her new home. It is delightful to be reminded that the internet can be Good Actually, at least from time to time

I did not parse “wings” as food for about 10 confused seconds and was about to congratulate your husband on his pilot’s license

To be fair, I still call the switch “the Nintendo” about as often as I call it “the switch”

So far I’m the only symptomatic one and it’s not hitting me hard, but the first time I got it we managed to keep it contained and she never tested positive. At least this time we don’t need to partition the apartment

Shiny math rocks!