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Staff Software Engineer (SWE), uTech Lead, and Entrepreneur. 🏳️🌈🤓👾 Javascript/Java/Golang, Web/Android, AR/VR, Full Stack, STEM ❤️, Sillycon Valley ➡️ Downtown Chicago ➡️ Sandy Eggo 🌴
De-icer looks remarkably like the Dip Cannon in Roger Rabbit 🤭 youtu.be/PtaHNAaDh…
April 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
De-icer looks remarkably like the Dip Cannon in Roger Rabbit 🤭 youtu.be/PtaHNAaDh…
Goodbye Model 3, hello Lucid Air GT 🥳
April 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Goodbye Model 3, hello Lucid Air GT 🥳
The biggest… the best economy 🤮
April 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The biggest… the best economy 🤮
Coded for 20 hours today 🫠 thank glob for the crockpot
January 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Coded for 20 hours today 🫠 thank glob for the crockpot
Oh to be as relaxed as my little sea lion fren
January 25, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Oh to be as relaxed as my little sea lion fren
Leveled up in italian merengue buttercream crafting 🧑🍳
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Leveled up in italian merengue buttercream crafting 🧑🍳
December 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
December 24, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Saw Cartman (from #southpark) upgrading his skate board at Home Depot today 😅
December 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Saw Cartman (from #southpark) upgrading his skate board at Home Depot today 😅
Dear #Google TV... I absolutely hate this "fail army" crap... Like, a lot.. I would pay +$10/month just for the capability to block these $#!&ing stupid ads
December 13, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Dear #Google TV... I absolutely hate this "fail army" crap... Like, a lot.. I would pay +$10/month just for the capability to block these $#!&ing stupid ads
Buonasera from Italy! :p
September 12, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Buonasera from Italy! :p
Can someone tell me why the hecK #Google algs think I would give a f*cK about #sharktank? 😂🤣😂
#ads make me want to poke my eyes out :[
#ads make me want to poke my eyes out :[
May 24, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Can someone tell me why the hecK #Google algs think I would give a f*cK about #sharktank? 😂🤣😂
#ads make me want to poke my eyes out :[
#ads make me want to poke my eyes out :[
April 3, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Yeeeah, not lord of the rings at all. Suuuuuuure. ❤️
March 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Yeeeah, not lord of the rings at all. Suuuuuuure. ❤️
February 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Dear Bluesky.. pleeeease let me help with your #CSS; I know #eng doesn't like CSS, but I do! I'd be happy to fix this chaos. 😵💫
August 5, 2023 at 4:01 AM
Dear Bluesky.. pleeeease let me help with your #CSS; I know #eng doesn't like CSS, but I do! I'd be happy to fix this chaos. 😵💫