Cringe is a Human Right
@derezamatic.bsky.social
Corndog-fueled leftist meatsack just chockablock with anxiety, black t-shirts, and pop culture references.
Drop a panel right before all hell breaks loose
May 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Drop a panel right before all hell breaks loose
**ALSO** also? This is the best color scheme for Starscream. It’s clean, it’s simple, and it retains the “faux deceptive heroism” of his more traditional coloration
May 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
**ALSO** also? This is the best color scheme for Starscream. It’s clean, it’s simple, and it retains the “faux deceptive heroism” of his more traditional coloration
While I’m thinking about aesthetic bullshit:
this is a better look for Soundwave than his default look
this is a better look for Soundwave than his default look
May 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
While I’m thinking about aesthetic bullshit:
this is a better look for Soundwave than his default look
this is a better look for Soundwave than his default look
Getaway’s more toy accurate faceplate look has exponentially less personality than his inexplicably bechinned Marvel head design I said what I fuckin said and I ain’t takin it back
April 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Getaway’s more toy accurate faceplate look has exponentially less personality than his inexplicably bechinned Marvel head design I said what I fuckin said and I ain’t takin it back
When someone objects to putting crushed black pepper in the mayo cause it’ll make it “too spicy”:
March 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When someone objects to putting crushed black pepper in the mayo cause it’ll make it “too spicy”:
Drop some guns!
February 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Drop some guns!
How I arrived on Bluesky:
January 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky:
Me and my mutuals
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me and my mutuals
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“Surely you’ve heard of me? The greatest warrior of all time, the most powerful Go-Bot who ever lived?”
“Surely you’ve heard of me? The greatest warrior of all time, the most powerful Go-Bot who ever lived?”
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Are you a boy or a girl?”
“Surely you’ve heard of me? The greatest warrior of all time, the most powerful Go-Bot who ever lived?”
“Surely you’ve heard of me? The greatest warrior of all time, the most powerful Go-Bot who ever lived?”
January 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Post your Queen
December 27, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Post your Queen
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favourite since you first got into X-men.
December 5, 2024 at 5:56 AM
If you see this, post the 4 mutants who have always been your favourite since you first got into X-men.
Love the Milligan/Allred X-Force!
He’s late 90s, but I gotta go with the Communist Insect Alien Superhero Teleporter, Gates!
He’s late 90s, but I gotta go with the Communist Insect Alien Superhero Teleporter, Gates!
December 2, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Love the Milligan/Allred X-Force!
He’s late 90s, but I gotta go with the Communist Insect Alien Superhero Teleporter, Gates!
He’s late 90s, but I gotta go with the Communist Insect Alien Superhero Teleporter, Gates!
“Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars or Star Trek”
Always liked this chubby little bugger
Always liked this chubby little bugger
December 2, 2024 at 5:01 AM
“Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars or Star Trek”
Always liked this chubby little bugger
Always liked this chubby little bugger
80s Hilux, no question
December 2, 2024 at 2:45 AM
80s Hilux, no question
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
November 18, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
IDW1 Thundercracker is the Transformer-to-Human version of a weeb and you all need to deal with that.
March 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
IDW1 Thundercracker is the Transformer-to-Human version of a weeb and you all need to deal with that.
Shout out to Mike Allred for, when armed with like two pages from the most recent reboot Legion? Reintroduced Ferro Lad AND made him black per Jim Shooter’s original intentions!
January 1, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Shout out to Mike Allred for, when armed with like two pages from the most recent reboot Legion? Reintroduced Ferro Lad AND made him black per Jim Shooter’s original intentions!