DerekZarban
@derekzarban.bsky.social
Early retired Hoosier nerd. Small town historian, small-time radio announcer. Ally to all oppressed people. TTRPG and movie nerdery at zarban.com.
The video for this made me realize that rock was dead & the theater kids were in charge of the culture now.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The video for this made me realize that rock was dead & the theater kids were in charge of the culture now.
Feeling better now, actually. Might have just been gas.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Feeling better now, actually. Might have just been gas.
I saw my old doctor for 25 years. He never asked me to take off my clothes. New doctor last month: first visit fingering.
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I saw my old doctor for 25 years. He never asked me to take off my clothes. New doctor last month: first visit fingering.
Just Barely. Will probably not make it thru the day. 🫁
January 1, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just Barely. Will probably not make it thru the day. 🫁
🔹"Milk & You"
🔹"Patriots in Black: The Coal Industry Story"
🔹"The Metric System: Just for Sissies?"
🔹"A Frank Talk About Heavy Petting"
🔹"Sorghum Is for Everyone"
🔹"Math Ahoy!"
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (bulimia version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (SA version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (pills version)
& many more
🔹"Patriots in Black: The Coal Industry Story"
🔹"The Metric System: Just for Sissies?"
🔹"A Frank Talk About Heavy Petting"
🔹"Sorghum Is for Everyone"
🔹"Math Ahoy!"
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (bulimia version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (SA version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (pills version)
& many more
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🔹"Milk & You"
🔹"Patriots in Black: The Coal Industry Story"
🔹"The Metric System: Just for Sissies?"
🔹"A Frank Talk About Heavy Petting"
🔹"Sorghum Is for Everyone"
🔹"Math Ahoy!"
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (bulimia version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (SA version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (pills version)
& many more
🔹"Patriots in Black: The Coal Industry Story"
🔹"The Metric System: Just for Sissies?"
🔹"A Frank Talk About Heavy Petting"
🔹"Sorghum Is for Everyone"
🔹"Math Ahoy!"
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (bulimia version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (SA version)
🔹"Jan's Dark Secret" (pills version)
& many more
Just wait. Astrology made a comeback. 🧐
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just wait. Astrology made a comeback. 🧐
We don't deserve dogs.
December 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
We don't deserve dogs.
- "versus", not "verse"
- "have run", not "have ran"
- "have run", not "have ran"
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
- "versus", not "verse"
- "have run", not "have ran"
- "have run", not "have ran"
I wish we still had a robust passenger rail system too, but honestly all of America went absolutely nuts for automobiles. If killing trains was a conspiracy, 95% of the country was part of it.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I wish we still had a robust passenger rail system too, but honestly all of America went absolutely nuts for automobiles. If killing trains was a conspiracy, 95% of the country was part of it.