derekthegreat.bsky.social
@derekthegreat.bsky.social
A cool hoopy food who always knows where his towel is. He/him
Pretty sure this is how we ended up with the administration we have. It's right wing meme culture put in power.
May 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At what point did "Should we treat people like people?" Become a question that was difficult to answer?
May 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Who are you wearing?" "Well, this is an original Godzilla"
May 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
False. He is a real person, and no real people love Ted Cruz.
May 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I saw that on the Internet, so it must be true.
May 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Less popular than a terrorist attack? Seems about right.
May 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I made the mistake of working hard one time, and now they expect it every day.
April 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They've elected a new pope! And he's a very good boy
April 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I'm kidnapped by aliens, do you think I could bring my cat? Because if not, I won't go.
April 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm from Ohio, and I can say, with confidence, that the kitten was right, Cincinnati must go.
April 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm sure it's being done with only the best of intentions. They all seem to really want to help people.
April 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Don't ask people to differentiate between personal and private property. That requires nuance, and if there's one thing people hate, it's nuance.
April 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Iq testing are a really good way to find out how good you are at taking iq tests. Not really good for anything else, but really good at that.
April 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
But there were like 8 people who got obscenely rich. That's what he is going for
April 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Whenever I hear someone say that this guy is "more masculine than another guy" I just look at them and say "So you agree with me that gender is a spectrum, otherwise that sentence wouldn't make any sense" they usually don't understand me
April 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They already want to ban abortion and trans health care, and the only way to enforce those laws is to violate everyone's HIPPA. They don't care.
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If that were my job, I would do it every day, just so I have a frame of reference to tell what the usual response is to it. Otherwise, how could you be certain?
April 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Because I care about human rights and trans rights are human rights.
April 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Is douchebag a gender? I'm confused
April 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Beliefs only matter insofar as they motivate actions. My problem with religious thinking is that it primes you to accept things based solely on perceived authority. As in "this is wrong because my god says it's wrong" not an evaluation of actions and consequences.
April 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
As long as it's not a porcupine
April 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The only response to a fascist is telling them that they are weird and you would prefer they shut up. Any debate legitimizes their views.
April 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
What's the problem? That's a valid cure for a sprained ankle.
April 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lying, like everything else, is only wrong situationally. Without context, right and wrong are meaningless words.
April 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Also remember that they really don't have a billion dollars. They own stocks which are supposed to be worth a billion dollars. Then they borrow against the value of that stock. That way, when tax time comes, they can say they don't actually have that much money
April 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM