Schmerek 🫠
Schmerek 🫠
@derekschmerek.bsky.social
no i’m not
I also recognize that “dating” means nothing at that age, as underscored by one of the girls saying that one of the boys rejected her because “girls have cooties”
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Like logically I know not everyone was forbidden from dating before 18 like I was but it somehow never dawned on me that would even be a consideration from that age
September 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“So Much (For) Stardust”

Another year of possibilities left unwrapped
Like gifts the day right after Christmas past, and I’m
Pretty positive my pain isn’t cool enough, pain isn’t cool enough
March 15, 2024 at 6:08 AM
“What a Time To Be Alive”

We’re here and we’re ready
To livestream the apocalypse
I don’t care if it’s dirty
The view’s so pretty
From the deck of a sinking ship

OR

Everything is lit
Except my serotonin
March 15, 2024 at 6:07 AM
“The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years)”

I’m pretty sure as far as humans go
I am a hard, hard pill to swallow
And I know I’m not your intended dose

OR

I spent
Ten years
Ten years in a bit of chemical haze
And I miss the way that I felt
Nothing
March 15, 2024 at 6:06 AM
“Flu Game”

I can’t stop, can’t stop ‘til we catch all your ears though
Somewhere between Mike Tyson and Van Gogh
March 15, 2024 at 6:06 AM
“I Am My Own Muse”

I’m just trying to keep it together
But it gets a little bit harder when it never gets better
March 15, 2024 at 6:05 AM
“So Good Right Now”

Drifting from the start, I ripped myself apart
I’ll be whatever you need me to be, you need me to be
March 15, 2024 at 6:05 AM
“Heaven, Iowa”

Half your life, you’ve been hooked on death
March 15, 2024 at 6:05 AM
“Fake Out”

Do you laugh about me whenever I leave?
Or do I just need more therapy?
March 15, 2024 at 6:04 AM
“Hold Me Like a Grudge”

Part-time soulmate, full-time problem

OR

I am a diamond on the inside, just add the pressure
Know it’s inside me, but I got no map to my own treasure
March 15, 2024 at 6:04 AM
“Heartbreak Feels So Good”

Is there a word for bad miracle?

OR

We could dance our tears away
Emancipate ourselves
March 15, 2024 at 6:03 AM
“Love From The Other Side”

I’ll never go, I just want to be invited
March 15, 2024 at 6:02 AM