Derek Ford🫐
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Derek Ford🫐
@derekpford.bsky.social
Ranting & roaring & occasionally snarking. I exceed your daily recommended dose of saucy comments. Be nice to my boys, though, and I'll love you forever. He/him
Looks like the boys in blue choked and couldn't get it done again against the Ottawa crowd. I hate it when the TV shows the same program two nights in a row.
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
There are precious few of you who'll get this, but to fire up my kid's hockey team for game 1 of their Easter Tournament I gave them a Steiner Math speech.
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I don't give a good godamn what Evans does for the rest of his contract.
April 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
One more goal from him and it's Prime Minister Kaiden Guhle. #gohabsgo
April 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I've had a lot of Greenday stuck in my head lately. That's not a bad thing.
April 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Help us Obi Wan KenGritty, you're our only hope. #Habs
April 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Help us Obi Wan KenGritty, you're our only hope. #Habs
April 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I really want Laine and Demidov to get a whole "anything you can do, I can do better" thing going on.
April 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Demi-God.
April 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Butterflies? Butterflies. #gohabsgo
April 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Newfoundlander BSers: best places to get passport photos done in Sin Jawns?
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Our Father,
Who art in Heaven,
And is a true stud playing puck.
Give us this a day a team
That remembers how to shoot the biscuit
And that greasy goals win games too.
For thine is the Kingdom
But this is our game
Forever and ever
All Canadians.
#wjc2025
January 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
If you're watching Canada v United States at the World Juniors and you see a good looking young fellow holding a red "In George We Trust" sign, well, you've probably found my child.
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Patty Laine wants Ruff fired.
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I feel like if Hagens and Schaefer are off the board, the next tier for the Habs will be Misa/McQueen/Frondell. The gap at 2C might overwhelm the desire to go BPA/Martone unless Dach really turns it around in Jan/Feb
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
In Warren Ellis' classic "Transmetropolitian" main character Spider Jerusalem once submitted a opinion column that was just the word "F*ck" repeated 4,000 times. For no reason at all I am thinking of that and @arponbasu.bsky.social @bwildemtl.bsky.social and a few more you writer types. #Habs
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Gudas Trouba is such a bad idea.
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
The Rangers aren't doing this because they're bored & if Dregs is right & they have multiple trade offers on the board then this whole thing must be prelude to something else. But what?
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 PM
That man must feel like king of the world right now.
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
What Buddy on TSN just said is my motto for the rest of the season: "Take your Laines." #Habs
December 4, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I think a realistic expectation for Laine after about 1 1/2 years not playing is 15 min TOI, no visible discomfort or pain, a couple shot attempts and 2 SOGs, probably on a PP. Anything else tonight is a bonus. #Habs
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I'm not even checking hockey twitter for 48 hours after this Hunter Biden news.
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Josh Anderson has officially played his way back into my good books.
November 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Kiddo had a rough start to his U13 season but finally broke out in game 3 for 2 goals 1 assist and a "fight." He's quite proud of his first Gordie Howe hat trick of the year.
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM