Derek Ford🫐
@derekpford.bsky.social
Ranting & roaring & occasionally snarking. I exceed your daily recommended dose of saucy comments. Be nice to my boys, though, and I'll love you forever. He/him
Looks like the boys in blue choked and couldn't get it done again against the Ottawa crowd. I hate it when the TV shows the same program two nights in a row.
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Looks like the boys in blue choked and couldn't get it done again against the Ottawa crowd. I hate it when the TV shows the same program two nights in a row.
There are precious few of you who'll get this, but to fire up my kid's hockey team for game 1 of their Easter Tournament I gave them a Steiner Math speech.
April 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
There are precious few of you who'll get this, but to fire up my kid's hockey team for game 1 of their Easter Tournament I gave them a Steiner Math speech.
I don't give a good godamn what Evans does for the rest of his contract.
April 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I don't give a good godamn what Evans does for the rest of his contract.
I've had a lot of Greenday stuck in my head lately. That's not a bad thing.
April 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I've had a lot of Greenday stuck in my head lately. That's not a bad thing.
I really want Laine and Demidov to get a whole "anything you can do, I can do better" thing going on.
April 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I really want Laine and Demidov to get a whole "anything you can do, I can do better" thing going on.
Newfoundlander BSers: best places to get passport photos done in Sin Jawns?
April 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Newfoundlander BSers: best places to get passport photos done in Sin Jawns?
Our Father,
Who art in Heaven,
And is a true stud playing puck.
Give us this a day a team
That remembers how to shoot the biscuit
And that greasy goals win games too.
For thine is the Kingdom
But this is our game
Forever and ever
All Canadians.
#wjc2025
Who art in Heaven,
And is a true stud playing puck.
Give us this a day a team
That remembers how to shoot the biscuit
And that greasy goals win games too.
For thine is the Kingdom
But this is our game
Forever and ever
All Canadians.
#wjc2025
January 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Our Father,
Who art in Heaven,
And is a true stud playing puck.
Give us this a day a team
That remembers how to shoot the biscuit
And that greasy goals win games too.
For thine is the Kingdom
But this is our game
Forever and ever
All Canadians.
#wjc2025
Who art in Heaven,
And is a true stud playing puck.
Give us this a day a team
That remembers how to shoot the biscuit
And that greasy goals win games too.
For thine is the Kingdom
But this is our game
Forever and ever
All Canadians.
#wjc2025
If you're watching Canada v United States at the World Juniors and you see a good looking young fellow holding a red "In George We Trust" sign, well, you've probably found my child.
January 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you're watching Canada v United States at the World Juniors and you see a good looking young fellow holding a red "In George We Trust" sign, well, you've probably found my child.
Patty Laine wants Ruff fired.
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Patty Laine wants Ruff fired.
I feel like if Hagens and Schaefer are off the board, the next tier for the Habs will be Misa/McQueen/Frondell. The gap at 2C might overwhelm the desire to go BPA/Martone unless Dach really turns it around in Jan/Feb
December 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I feel like if Hagens and Schaefer are off the board, the next tier for the Habs will be Misa/McQueen/Frondell. The gap at 2C might overwhelm the desire to go BPA/Martone unless Dach really turns it around in Jan/Feb
In Warren Ellis' classic "Transmetropolitian" main character Spider Jerusalem once submitted a opinion column that was just the word "F*ck" repeated 4,000 times. For no reason at all I am thinking of that and @arponbasu.bsky.social @bwildemtl.bsky.social and a few more you writer types. #Habs
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
In Warren Ellis' classic "Transmetropolitian" main character Spider Jerusalem once submitted a opinion column that was just the word "F*ck" repeated 4,000 times. For no reason at all I am thinking of that and @arponbasu.bsky.social @bwildemtl.bsky.social and a few more you writer types. #Habs
Gudas Trouba is such a bad idea.
December 6, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Gudas Trouba is such a bad idea.
The Rangers aren't doing this because they're bored & if Dregs is right & they have multiple trade offers on the board then this whole thing must be prelude to something else. But what?
December 6, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The Rangers aren't doing this because they're bored & if Dregs is right & they have multiple trade offers on the board then this whole thing must be prelude to something else. But what?
That man must feel like king of the world right now.
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
That man must feel like king of the world right now.
I think a realistic expectation for Laine after about 1 1/2 years not playing is 15 min TOI, no visible discomfort or pain, a couple shot attempts and 2 SOGs, probably on a PP. Anything else tonight is a bonus. #Habs
December 3, 2024 at 5:12 PM
I think a realistic expectation for Laine after about 1 1/2 years not playing is 15 min TOI, no visible discomfort or pain, a couple shot attempts and 2 SOGs, probably on a PP. Anything else tonight is a bonus. #Habs
I'm not even checking hockey twitter for 48 hours after this Hunter Biden news.
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I'm not even checking hockey twitter for 48 hours after this Hunter Biden news.
Josh Anderson has officially played his way back into my good books.
November 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Josh Anderson has officially played his way back into my good books.
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Kiddo had a rough start to his U13 season but finally broke out in game 3 for 2 goals 1 assist and a "fight." He's quite proud of his first Gordie Howe hat trick of the year.
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Kiddo had a rough start to his U13 season but finally broke out in game 3 for 2 goals 1 assist and a "fight." He's quite proud of his first Gordie Howe hat trick of the year.