Don’t tell my mom about this
derekjstacys.bsky.social
Don’t tell my mom about this
@derekjstacys.bsky.social
Stand up comedian (barely)
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“He was not nazi saluting.” Yeah I’ve done a lot of hand gestures in my day. I can’t think of any then just so happen to end in a nazi salute.
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Did you see that they are offering a 10 thousand dollar reward for info on the guy that shot the UnitedHealth care CEO. That would almost cover one medical bill for some one with a preexisting condition that UnitedHealth care screwed.
December 6, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Tomorrow night in #huntingtonWV
November 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Meeting my partners parents for thanksgiving should I ask their cop step dad how they put the fentanyl in people after they choke them out?
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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This app may be dumb. Let's see if it takes off.
November 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Not to flex but 😉
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
People say the medical system is broken. I disagree you use to walk into a Dr’s office and be like “my knee hurts can I get cocaine.” And then they would be like “Actually take 5 cocaines.” We might be doing just a bit better

#comedy #comedian
November 17, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Omg a whole new algorithm to make, whole new racism to be made uncomfortable by, and a whole new way for me to post stupid jokes I come up with
November 15, 2024 at 4:52 PM