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Derek French
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Live Ops Senior Producer at Beamdog.
Formerly a producer at BioWare.
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Hey, let's go see what else is going on down in the States. Hey Seattle, what's up?

OK.
Website news screenshot with the title "Knife-wielding racist arrested after sexually assaulting a refrigerator at Trader Joe's."
August 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Going throught some old photos in my archives, when a wild @davidgaider.bsky.social appears!

PAX 2010 in Seattle.
June 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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New DnD monster just dropped.
Picture of food item on a menu with the caption: D6 Black Glutinous Sticky
June 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Fuck off, LinkedIn.
Screenshot from a LinkedIn email saying I should follow Jordan Peterson. No one should follow Jordan Peterson.
May 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Dear Microsoft Defender:

Since I am logged into Windows with my Microsoft account, is there any particular reason you decided to randomly select my wife's MS account, which hasn't logged into this computer in about 2 years?
A screenshot of the new MS Defender screen that has my wife's name and is using her account.
April 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Just found this old classic between me and my wife.

I titled it "A Typical Conversation In Our House".
A picture of a DVD box set of Little House on the Prairie in which the "use" letters of House are covered by a price sticker, so it reads "Little Ho on the Prairie". Textual conversation as follows: Mom: Do not desecrate my childhood heroine in this manner. Dad: I am sure they are talking about that one on the right. (note: this is referring to the mean girl in the show whose name I am forgetting) Mom: She was a bitch, not a ho.
February 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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You know what? I have decided to fight for a better 2025.
Meme image with following text: How was your 2024? Me: Written by Stephen King Directed by Quentin Tarantino Soundtrack by Yoko Ono
January 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Amazing feed line up.
January 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Today I spotted an Avatar Lego kit in a store. One of the vehicles was the helicopter-like crafts.

I realized that I was holding a Lego kit from a movie that Todd had worked on, with a Lego version of a vehicle that that he had designed.

What an amazing journey he has had. Love you Todd!

5/5
January 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Dec 24 - Happy Christmas Eve to all! I am watching Die Hard tonight.
GIF of Hans Gruber falling at the end of Die Hard with the caption: It's not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza.
December 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
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Dec 23 - Die Hard has been a Christmas movie since before Old English times. According to the ancient texts.
December 23, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Dec 22 - I will say it again. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. "I ain't even mad."
December 23, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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Dec 21 - Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Photo of a man accessing a ceiling vent with the caption: Don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a twinkie in the ductwork for John McClain on Christmas Eve.
December 22, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Oh wow, I just found this clip from The Abyss Director's Cut, from near the end of the movie.

Check out the guy in the bottom left corner getting "pants'd" around the 14 second mark! 🤣
December 20, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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Dec 20 - This one took me a few minutes.
Picture of a Christmas wreath with a picture of the Star Trek character, Kahn, in the middle.
December 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Hah! My mother-in-law's condo has one of those "two T-Rexes fighting" nativity displays.
December 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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Dec 19 - Despite your age, never ignore the children's classics this holiday season.
Picture of the children's book "Hookers and Blow Save Christmas". Two cartoon vehicles on the cover, one a tow truck, the other a snow plow with a snow blower on the front.
December 19, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Dec 18 - Those of you who have tried my Moose Milk can relate to this one.
Cartoon of the opening scene of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Santa and an elf. Caption reads: We were somewhere around Longyearbyen on the edge of Norway when the 'nog began to take hold.
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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Dec 17 - what's wrong with Christmas Nipple Cookies?
Picture of baked cookies that look like nipples. Caption reads: Didn't have any Hershey Kisses so I used chocolate bells instead and now I'm serving Christmas Nipples at the school bake sale.
December 17, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Dec 16 - I wonder how many times this has happened to Santa? Or if his fae origins protect him from such human things.
Picture or a wide-eyed bearded person, sweating, implying Santa on drugs. Caption reads: The look on Santa's face when my cookies kick in.
December 16, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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Bah, late again.

Dec 15 - I have always wondered about this.
Social media post stating: In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and fucks off like 20 miles east.
December 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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Game devs, post your first shipped game and your latest shipped game.

Me:
PC video game box cover for MDK2. Video game cover image for MythForce.
December 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Dec 14 - Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tune of "Deck the Halls".
Screenshot of a social media post saying: This is your annual reminder that you can sing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" to the tune of "Deck the Halls" and vice versa. "Gen'rals gathered in their masses fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laaaa Just like witches at black masses fa-la-la-la-laaaa, la-la-laaa-laaaa"
December 14, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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Dec 13 - Now I am hungry for wings.
Screenshot of a social media post. Holy infant so tender and mild implies the existence of a cursed infant so chewy and spicy.
December 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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Dec 12 - with apologies to my friends in Calgary.
Picture of a snowy field and a sign from the city of Calgary with instructions for building an igloo. Caption reads "Finally, Calgary has an affordable houseing plan!"
December 13, 2024 at 3:49 AM