Derek Cressman
@derekcressman.bsky.social
Sci-Fi author and satirist probing the nexus of advertising, brain implants, Citizens United, and post-truth reality. Regenerative olive farmer. Climate hawk.
https://www.derekcressman.com/
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I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I managed to survive the domestic terrorist antifa organizational meeting at the No Kings Rally. Looking forward to collecting my George Soros check!
Fossil fueled vehicles are a disaster waiting to happen.
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fossil fueled vehicles are a disaster waiting to happen.
If you put your head in the sand, suddenly there’s no pollution to be seen.
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If you put your head in the sand, suddenly there’s no pollution to be seen.
Good things happen when Democrats are in charge.
September 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Good things happen when Democrats are in charge.
June 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
King Elon has had just about enough from the uppity MAGA peasants.
December 28, 2024 at 5:22 AM
King Elon has had just about enough from the uppity MAGA peasants.
Seems like we’re posting roses today. This one’s from my front yard.
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Seems like we’re posting roses today. This one’s from my front yard.
In troubling times like these, remember that otters exist.
November 12, 2024 at 12:54 AM
In troubling times like these, remember that otters exist.
I’ve decided to spend a lot more time outside and listening to live music for the next four years.
November 10, 2024 at 7:22 PM
I’ve decided to spend a lot more time outside and listening to live music for the next four years.
It’s fiction vs reality. Fiction won. That’s the whole shootin’ match.
November 8, 2024 at 4:21 PM
It’s fiction vs reality. Fiction won. That’s the whole shootin’ match.
Would you like lies with that?
October 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Would you like lies with that?
All he’s ever gonna be is mean.
September 16, 2024 at 8:42 PM
All he’s ever gonna be is mean.
JD Vance on Taylor Swift: “I don't think many people are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”
September 12, 2024 at 12:38 AM
JD Vance on Taylor Swift: “I don't think many people are going to be influenced by a billionaire celebrity who I think is disconnected from the interests and the problems of most Americans.”
Dog days of summer are almost over.
September 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Dog days of summer are almost over.
This is the Park Fire burning near Chico, CA as seen from our olive orchard this morning. This looks almost as bad as I recall the Camp Fire looking in 2018. It’s hard to describe the sickening feeling this puts in my gut.
July 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
This is the Park Fire burning near Chico, CA as seen from our olive orchard this morning. This looks almost as bad as I recall the Camp Fire looking in 2018. It’s hard to describe the sickening feeling this puts in my gut.
I managed to tow an electric tractor from Santa Rosa to Oroville using my Ford F150 Lightning. I had to unhook and park the trailer in order to charge but otherwise it went pretty smoothly.
May 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I managed to tow an electric tractor from Santa Rosa to Oroville using my Ford F150 Lightning. I had to unhook and park the trailer in order to charge but otherwise it went pretty smoothly.
Kinda wondering about the political dynamics within this household…
March 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Kinda wondering about the political dynamics within this household…
Just lost power in Sacramento. I’ve plugged in my fridge and microwave to my F-150 lightning that has 80% charge. Curious to see how long I can weather the storm.
February 4, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Just lost power in Sacramento. I’ve plugged in my fridge and microwave to my F-150 lightning that has 80% charge. Curious to see how long I can weather the storm.