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Derek Brink
@derekbrink.bsky.social
he/him. Musician. Bokononist. Chump. I love my cats and whiskey, but never in the same glass. Feed unaffiliated with any employers.

www.derekbrink.com, if you'd like.
Love and Mercy to Brian Wilson.

Just mercy to Mike Love.
June 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don't remember that I have this app.
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The original Karate Kid movies are movies set in the 1980s, set in the 1960s.
May 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I missed why we're all supposed to be mad at Katy Perry and googling it isn't helping so I guess I'll just use my energy productively.
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Post-twitter social media sucks. Threads makes me angry and hardly anyone I know came over here. My Facebook is pretty much the only place I talk to anybody anymore and people keep leaving that for reasons they can't seem to articulate. It's all dumb.
April 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone should tell JD Vance that a true Catholic would use every part of the Pope.
April 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
One of my neighbors has been throwing an Easter party. It's been nothing but screaming children for fucking hours.
April 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I hope you've got the munchies for ham, I guess.
April 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
With a gas engine you charge your battery while driving. With an electric engine, you don't. You have to have extra shit in your driveway and worry about it constantly.

This is why you don't know more people with electric vehicles.
April 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Test driving a car tomorrow. In the rain, I guess. That'll be weird.
April 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Of course every review I'm reading about the car dealership I'm going to is terrifying.
April 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If The Rock shoes up at Mania, I will never watch another Rock-involved match.

(Shouldn't be too hard.)
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I might buy (err...lease) a new car in the next 48 hours. Nervous.
April 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
One day I'm going to have the thought of "man, my bad left shoulder is acting up again, this sucks" but it's going to be a heart attack and I'm going to die.
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sorry, Hulu, but I'm reading "Mobland" as "Mo' Bland."
April 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
No, every restaurant, I don't want to download your menu as a PDF. I just want to read it on your website.
April 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One day Record Store Day and Free Comic Book Day will collide on the same day and none of the marks will survive.
April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tomorrow is #RecordStoreDay. Ironically, the one day of the year that you're GUARANTEED not to find me within a mile of one.
April 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It's depressing that this is actually a lot lower than I would have assumed.
NEW: WIRED has obtained a service agreement between DOGE and the Department of Labor.

The agreement calls for the DOL to pay DOGE up to $1.3 million for work done by four DOGE operatives. That's around $217,000 per person as annualized salaries.

www.wired.com/story/depart...
US DOGE Service Agreement With Department of Labor Shows $1.3 Million Fee—and Details Its Mission
The unsigned agreement between the US DOGE Service and the Department of Labor provides significant insight into DOGE's work with federal agencies.
www.wired.com
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Do bands do cruises because they're allowed to keep 100% of the merch sales that happen at sea?
April 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Remember how dominant ninjas were in 80s pop culture? What happened there?
April 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm so tired I feel like I'm working my ass off just breathing.
April 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Every now and again I think about how the CA fires are over now...but that they effectively killed David Lynch. And I get mad again.
April 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Every once in a while I have an intense craving for one of those Chef Boyardee pizzas that you "make" yourself. It reminds me of being a kid and thinking things are fun.

...but my oven is broken and I'm probably never going to fix it.
April 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why do I know someone who is at "brunch" at 3:00? Who the hell has brunch at 3:00? It's a mashup of BReakfast and lUNCH. 3:00 is just fucking up your dinner.
April 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM