Derek Balling
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Derek Balling
@derekballing.com
Not Team Red. Not Team Blue. Team Not-Orange.

RPG & computer nerd. PoliSci obsessed.

Self-identify as 🇮🇪 citizen, the place I _chose_ to become a citizen.
Born and remain a 🇺🇸 citizen, for whatever _that_ is worth these days.

"I have friends everywhere."
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Can we talk for a moment about how the movie poster character for "Meet The Patels" looks exactly as spaced out as Kash Patel?
October 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Seeing Bill and Ted’s Existential Adventure.
October 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What the hell am I watching and why is it ESPN worthy? “Roofball”?
October 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
September 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Same.
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Oh FFS is that the sort of shit people are buying around here?

Remains to be seen how much of a vacation this will end up being….
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
August 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
August 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One hour ‘til mayhem ensues… #gencon
July 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Don't overthink it: what comic book panels/pages live in your head rent-free? Drop four and tag #comicsdna

(I only dropped one. Sue me, it's worth four, honestly.)
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
July 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Band of Brothers put it best....
June 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I am truly truly low-class LOL.
June 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
June 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
True story: my UPS notifications of inbound packages are always in a broke-ass pseudo-European date format (DD/MM/YYYY), and nobody at UPS can either switch me back to US or switch it to some ISO compliant format like YYYY-MM-DD.
June 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Korean convenience store owners, hear our call.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rooftop...
June 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
June 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Unfortunately, they've thought of that....
May 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
What do you do if you’re the local power company experiencing massive outages because of a sudden windstorm that ravaged your area?

Well, if you’re Dominion Energy, you shut down the site where you might check your outage status “for maintenance”.

Fucking idiots. I feel so “valued”.
May 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I can't wait for her to realize that Congress specifically approved it - as they were required to.

From the Congressional Record of the 44th Congress:
May 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Also, they forget,... from the 44th Congressional record....
May 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I've never been so happy to have cancelled my NYT subscription, as when I see shit their employees say on social media...
May 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
May 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
April 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM